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[survivalrate]

Display Name: zanahorowa
Profile Photo: anime boob icon
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is anyone else bothered by the guys calling themselves spider men despite not actually being remotely spidery???????? sticking to walls and shooting fake webs doesnt make you a spider you know!!!! have you ever had to eat a bug??? have you????

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[survivalrate]

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@spidey quote tweeted this post

[interloping]

wait, hold on first of all? rude 👎

secondly, how did you even get a picture of me?!

[survivalrate]

[ ah hell he actually commented ]

its not like it was hard ur always flyin arond striking weird poses like ok we get it ur flexible and have a normal amount of legs SO WHAT

[interloping]

they're cool poses!! someone sounds a little jelly 🤔


#spider-man-rules🕸 #donthate #whoelseloveshashtags

@webhead quote tweeted this post

[nerdylilspidey]

dude that's YOU?
you are JACKED

[pinkxeno]

does ur web come from ur butt

[ i am so sorry ]

@yusei retweeted this post

[planetary_bonds]

teach them how to be a spider then

[oh my god why is he even answering this. he has nothing to do with this. it must be the lack of sleep. go to bed yusei]

[survivalrate]

ITS NOT SOMETHING YOU CAN TELL

@xxxxxxxx quote tweeted this post

[doublethex]

eating bugs isn't a big deal.

but that doesn't look like a spider. blue and red are dumb for a spider theme.

[survivalrate]

its still not as good as eating real food

its the dumbest!!!!!!!! no self respecting spider would be THAT bright and not also be poison

@darkwingduckofficial quote tweeted this

[calldw]

Just a reminder, folks, that I am the only valid animal-themed superhero!

@zanahorowa quote tweeted this

[survivalrate]

YOU CANT JUST CORNER THE WHOLE MARKET

@bluebeetleofficial quote tweeted this

[azulescarabajo]

Excuse me????
--🟦🐞

@SquirrelPower quote tweeted this

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

WOW

W O W

@awnawsborn quote tweeted this post

[nepotis]

[survivalrate]

because i'm RIGHT

@nothanks retweeted this post

[superhostage]

unrelated, it's a really good photo.

[survivalrate]

it was a lot of work to get

@bluebeetleofficial quote tweeted this

[azulescarabajo]

from what I understand they DO claim to be able to do whatever a spider can.

is this false advertising?
-🟦🐞

[survivalrate]

i think every bug related superhero needs to prove theyve got what it takes to carry the name

@everlastingnight quote tweeted this

[a_gaggle_of_ghosties]

I couldn't care less about the name. I've heard worse. One of the galaxy's more successful bounty hunters was even called The Defenestrator.

What I haven't seen is any other planet with inhabitants so eager to dress like that before going out in public.

[survivalrate]

its all part of being a superhero or something
who started that dumb trend

[pinkxeno]

idk they have web arent spiders the only ones who make webs?

[survivalrate]

but the webs come out of their






wrists

@spider-man quote tweeted this post

[tinglesense]

it's a theme, it's not literal, hello??

but I'll give you points for your photo skills bc damn