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[Presented with no other comment. A printed version of this flyer will start appearing around various common businesses and high social-traffic areas around the city of Excelsior, WA as well. Gotta make some money somehow, he supposes.]

Tutoring Services

Need tutoring?

{Maths
• Geometry
• Algebra (I & II)
• Trigonometry
• Calculus
• Statistics

{Sciences
• Biology
• Physics
• Chemistry

Contact @callidus

CODE BY TESSISAMESS [IMG DESC: A flyer with a background of a desk, an open graph notebook, and bookmarks; it reads: Need tutoring? Maths: Geometry, Algebra (I & II), Trigonometry, Calculus, Statistics; Sciences: Biology, Physics, Chemistry; Contact: @ callidus]

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[thecoolerloki]

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[forasecond]

Great. Glad that's settled.

[thecoolerloki]

As am I.

Out of mere curiosity, are you terribly unknowledgeable when it comes to the humanities or?

[forasecond]

Depends on what you mean specifically. Humanities is a broad umbrella for a lot of things. Languages, I can do. Philosophy isn't really my thing.

[thecoolerloki]

Then would I be correct in assuming you left off literature and history due to the nature of this universe? If I was setting about a tutoring business, I'd simply spend a night learning this world's history and literary canon.

Just seems odd!

[forasecond]

You think you can learn a world's entire history in a night? Okay, kid.

I offered what I offered because people hate math and always need tutoring in it, and science seemed like a good extension. I don't have time to be pedantic about Shakespeare and I'm not stupid enough to try to teach history in a world I'm not from.

Request a service, or stop wasting my time.

[thecoolerloki]

I could. I've done it before. :)

Either way, FELLOW KID, assistance with essays is also something everyone always needs. And I wouldn't call improving your business a waste of time.

[forasecond]

Sure.

[He doesn't believe you, but. You know. Whatever.

Fellow kid gets a growl out of him, but this is also why he doesn't bother with videos on this thing. He doesn't really have the energy to hide his reactions. Text is safer, even if that still does nothing for his general manner.]

I don't need business model tips, but thanks.

[thecoolerloki]

Clearly you do lmao

PS: Most superhero stories have teen geniuses who are almost supernaturally skilled at science and math. I wouldn't be surprised if this world has its own fair share. Conversely, no one's ever granted powers that make them really good at closing arguments.

[forasecond]

[Lucky for Five, he decides he doesn't need a closing argument. He just stops responding.]

@pinky

[pinkxeno]

how much do u charge per lesson???

[forasecond]

I'm not too pressed about setting a firm price, I know the entire situation here is kind of screwing all of us. I obviously can't offer it free, but I can work with people based on what they can reasonably pay.

[Anything is better than nothing, and Five knows this little side-gig is going to be pennies compared to what Allison and even Luther will bring in, but until someone will take him seriously in a better industry, this will work for something to do.]

[pinkxeno]

idk its the guild that pays everything i guess
but i dont know lots about most of the subjects u r offering )=
anything with math is hard

[forasecond]

Which class did they put you in, for school?

[pinkxeno]

[ she understands nothing of how the american school system works,l so good luck with this, Five! ]

i dunno they just told me to go to classes
im 16 and started highschool back in japan if that helps?

[forasecond]

10 grade means they probably stuck you in Algebra 1 or Geometry here. Just bring your books, and we'll figure it out. I can help you.

[pinkxeno]

algebra for sure
thank u very much tho!!!!
ill do my best


tho i gotta tell you i only got Fs so far

[ she also understands nothing of algebra ]

[forasecond]

[Screams internally.]

That's what we're gonna fix. You get the hang of the basics and you'll be all right.

[pinkxeno]

[ good luck Five! ]

yeah prolly that will be enough

[ spoiler alert: it won't be ]

[forasecond]

[Not really what he meant. But. Uh. Building blocks. They'll get there. Probably.]

I'll text you later this week and we'll get started. Sound good?

[pinkxeno]

y u can contact me through this id

im mina btw!!

[forasecond]

Sounds good.

I'm Five, nice to meet you, Mina.

[He's already not entirely sure of that, but. Professionalism. He can fake it sometimes or something.]

[pinkxeno]

[ Five? Uh, maybe it's his hero name. Yeah, could be ]

nice to meet u as well!

@LETHALPROTECTION

[frenchkissed]

Callidus?

You some kind of teacher?

[forasecond]

Not exactly. I mean, I don't have credentials for it, but I have worked with maths that disrupt portions of the space-time continuum, so I definitely have the knowledge to get the necessary points across to people who need the help in any of these subjects.

[It almost sounds nice.
It almost sounds like a genuine want to help.
Almost.
But he's still who he is as a person, and Five is condescending about these sorts of things on his best days. So take it all as you will~ ]