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[demigoth]

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[forceforlight]

He is there to do his best. Obviously.

[demigoth]

do his best to what? eat the gingerbread man?

[forceforlight]

He's defending the tree. If the gingerbread men decide they want to take it for their own, he'll put them in the penalty box.

...Sorry. That's Gritty. He's a hockey mascot. And kind of an unofficial mascot of Descendant.

[demigoth]

do your christmas trees have revolutions a lot

[forceforlight]

In Gotham? It's less unlikely than you might think.

UN: J.Todd

[robintohood]

that's his tree now

[demigoth]

i think you think about this tree too much

[robintohood]

Nah. We’re just paying proper respect to the real Santa

[demigoth]

that isn't santa

[robintohood]

We know. He’s better than Santa. More badass too

un: todd.richards

[overlyprecocious]

he's unionizing

[demigoth]

he what

[overlyprecocious]

getting together with the others of his kind to collectively bargain with his boss

[demigoth]

and what kind is that

[overlyprecocious]

the kind who isn’t giving them the working conditions they deserve to thrive

un: gothamknightsfan

[batinbelfry]

He's promoting the true spirit of Christmas... the terrorizing of small children into being good for bribes.

[demigoth]

you're not wrong

it doesn't work but you're not wrong

[batinbelfry]

Gritty is at least visible year round, so the kids don't freak out as much as they do with that creepy Elf on the Shelf. Those things are terrifying even to someone used to seeing the creepier side of life.

[demigoth]

the elf is a snitch but its better than telling kids that a witch is coming or if you're bad you'll get kidnapped to spain

text

[codicies]

i'm pretty sure i read a creepypasta like this once.

don't blink, they move when you're not looking.

Re: text

[demigoth]

i blinked 7 times already

UN: Atypical_Photos

[atypical_echo]

Wow what are all these answers people are giving you?

Clearly he's the totem of Christo the Great, patron muppet of indoor trees and small twinkling lights.

[demigoth]

i knew he was a muppet

christo the great sounds like a bad magician

[atypical_echo]

I mean his invisibility spell is failing so maybe you are wrong.

[demigoth]

or maybe im right