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[faceguy]

Display Name: Leon (he/him)
Profile Photo: It's the same normal red-eared slider he always uses but now it's been overlaid with a rainbow pride flag
Notes: none right now

[First it's just:

Opossum meme.

Opossum meme.

Opossum meme.

But finally:]

whats with the censorship?? I thought this was america!!

in ny we dont put up with this. what about our unalien rights!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????

Comments

[mostdangerousbird]

What's with the opossums?

[faceguy]

you haven’t noticed?

whenever anyone talks about

certain topics of current interest

it gets changed to possums

[mostdangerousbird]

I’ve been hiking in the wilderness for a month.

But it sounds to me like you need to get creative with your metaphors. Then, when you reveal the meaning, the marsupial army will grow exponentially until all of OurPowers is under their pouch.

[faceguy]

oh so you were literally living under a rock

this program is pretty smart. it catches anagrams and encoded messages. metaphors would have to be REALLY creative.

[mostdangerousbird]

Like a possum, yes.

In fact, you should tell me a story about opossums and the Possum King.

[faceguy]

I could, but your anon. how do I know your cool enough for possum stories?

[mostdangerousbird]

Hate to break it to you, but you were trying to tell the whole world possum stories when you posted. I wouldn't have had to let you know that I was reading at all, if it'd worked. So what difference does it make if I'm anon?

[faceguy]

fine, fine

the king of the darker possum kingdom has decreed that no possums can leave the land until further notice because some of their tails are falling off and he doesn’t want anyone else’s tail to fall off

[This manages to escape the censor.]

but I wanted to do stuff for the summer!

[mostdangerousbird]

The king of the darker possum kingdom has a point, though, and not wanting anyone else's tail to fall off is a noble cause. Strictly speaking, I wouldn't even call him a draconian king.

[ Quarantines work. Tim only broke it because others made him - he understands that they don't have the ability to test people on-the-spot who want to leave the city. ]

[faceguy]

did you care what the king said when you ran off to the wilderness?

[mostdangerousbird]

I was already gone when he was crowned.

Real nosy, aren’t you.

[faceguy]

this is my post man

I started this party you just walked into it