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Display Name: xX_N64xGreenxDay_Xx
Profile Photo: Something Edgy
Notes: Negative, 'edgy' ranting, but with no real cause for concern.

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ጠᗜᗜ𝄩ጠ (xX_N64xGreenxDay_Xx) wrote in blackestdreamdarkestnight,
2022-01-03 19:20:00

hey every1 :|
eddie here
thx 4 checkn out my dark corner of da interwebs
:p

i find it pretty amazing the lengths humans will go through to find something worthwhile in life whether that be finding joy where none exists or believing in a goodness that we all inherently possess but cant even really b proven....

jus some randum thoughts :P

anyway
i found a baby
LOL

for any1 out there
ASL? :P

::poof::

Comments

dn: Otto Octavius | voice

[doctopoda]

You found a baby?

[this is a nightmare. he is having the worst day right now.]

[frenchkissed]

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ya
can u read???? :P

[doctopoda]

[Why is everyone he knows so goddamn irritating as a teenager? Was he this irritating at that age? The worst part is, he probably was. With deliberate patience, he asks:]

And is there anyone around to take care of the baby?

[frenchkissed]

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da kids fine
tmot
no thx 2 u
ofc

[doctopoda]

[It is almost physically painful how much he hates having to ask this.]

What's "tmot"?

[frenchkissed]

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( CAN YOU FEEL HIM ROLLING HIS EYES? )

trust me on that
grandpa

[doctopoda]

[You know what? Not going to have a reaction to that, it's probably fair.]

Are you sure? You sound a little young to be taking care of an infant.

[And while Otto doesn't...especially want to have custody of an infant himself, at least he's grown. Someone needs to look after - jesus christ it's probably Dylan, huh]

[frenchkissed]

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( okay, he's getting on camera now. )

And what are you, my father?

[doctopoda]

Apparently I'm one of three adults left in my social circle!

[SO THAT'S GREAT. He sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose. He is already getting a headache.]

Look. I'm concerned. There's a lot of lost kids out there right now, apparently, and I don't know how long this is going to last. You'll need to - oh, you don't have anything to feed a baby.

[It's a vocalized realization. Like, he knows you and your household, there is no reason you would have that on hand. Does he need to go out to freaking Kansas again? Where's Diana in all this?]

You haven't seen a woman called Diana around, have you?

[frenchkissed]

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I'm not an idiot. I can just go to the store and get baby stuff, obviously. Bottles, milk, diapers... I used to babysit my neighbor all the time, so I'm pretty much an expert.

( at least now otto can see eddie rolling his eyes in full HD. wow, the speed on these things is amazing! no dial-up or anything! )

The only Diana I met is the girl with the sword. She tried to kill me. It was kinda awesome.

[doctopoda]

Oh, god.

[He knew all the kids with swords were a bad idea!]

Is she still there?