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Display Name: xX_N64xGreenxDay_Xx
Profile Photo: Something Edgy
Notes: Negative, 'edgy' ranting, but with no real cause for concern.

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ጠᗜᗜ𝄩ጠ (xX_N64xGreenxDay_Xx) wrote in blackestdreamdarkestnight,
2022-01-03 19:20:00

hey every1 :|
eddie here
thx 4 checkn out my dark corner of da interwebs
:p

i find it pretty amazing the lengths humans will go through to find something worthwhile in life whether that be finding joy where none exists or believing in a goodness that we all inherently possess but cant even really b proven....

jus some randum thoughts :P

anyway
i found a baby
LOL

for any1 out there
ASL? :P

::poof::

Comments

text

[codicies]

iiugfd l;;;;;;;;;kjhgefnsm

kuytgfdf,

[ EDDIE COME GET YOUR BABY, YA DEADBEAT ]

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( THIS AGAIN. )



i tld u rong number
eat my shorts creepass

[codicies]

[ Dylan will remember this. ]

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babies shldnt hav fones anyways :p
wheres ur mom? dad??

text/threadjack

[qualityfriend]

dylan? is that u?

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dis ur kid lady??

[qualityfriend]

NO IM 18!!!

and he shud b 15!

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i wasnt gunna judge u
kidz happen

but this is obz just a baby
not 15

[qualityfriend]

the account belongs 2 a teen. a friend

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who knows
gal

[codicies]

[ Dylan's more or less retained his memories, but a lot of skills have disappeared — particularly most of his reading and writing. But he recognizes people. ]

jkloij shjfiog sw4rrrrrrrrtyt

[ DANA HALP]

[qualityfriend]

do u understand? can u do Y or N?

[codicies]

[ It's hard, but not impossible. Reading has ceased to be an automatic process; Now, he has to work at it. If Dylan concentrates, figures out the words like a puzzle, he can understand. But it takes a lot of mental bandwidth.

At least Dana's question was simple. The reply takes a while to come, but eventually, he answers: ]

y

text -> video

[qualityfriend]

good, u understand. and r dylan. but young?

[Oh, maybe he's too young to type properly. She switches her side to video chat.]

Sorry! Is talking easier?

[codicies]

[ The video switches on, revealing the pouty face of an otherwise sweet-looking toddler. ]

Abbppttt. Bah.

[ Is it easier? NO, NOT REALLY... ]

[qualityfriend]

[Aw. He would be unspeakably adorable if he weren't almost definitely Dylan and knew it well enough to partially operate a phone.]

Oh, no. Is anyone with you? Sleeper? Your... dad...? [...who is currently the rude emo teen, isn't he.]

[codicies]

[ Dylan reaches down. The screen shakes as he clumsily grabs the phone off the floor and holds it up with both hands so Sleeper is visible in the shot... then he drops the phone back on the floor.

Luckily it's a short fall, no phone damage. ]

[qualityfriend]

Sleeper can look after you, right? Stay with them.

[demigoth]

[ What in the world…

How is it possible for a baby to look like Dylan? ]

Brock is that you?

[codicies]

[ The toddler looks a little... sheepish? His lips press tightly and he glances away for a moment, then nods — a motion that ends up involving his whole upper torso. ]

[demigoth]

[ How is that possible? He’s seeing things, now, too.

Nico doesn’t even know where to begin if this is real. ]

Are you the baby he found? Are you okay?

dn: Otto Octavius | voice

[doctopoda]

You found a baby?

[this is a nightmare. he is having the worst day right now.]

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ya
can u read???? :P

[doctopoda]

[Why is everyone he knows so goddamn irritating as a teenager? Was he this irritating at that age? The worst part is, he probably was. With deliberate patience, he asks:]

And is there anyone around to take care of the baby?

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da kids fine
tmot
no thx 2 u
ofc

[doctopoda]

[It is almost physically painful how much he hates having to ask this.]

What's "tmot"?

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( CAN YOU FEEL HIM ROLLING HIS EYES? )

trust me on that
grandpa

[doctopoda]

[You know what? Not going to have a reaction to that, it's probably fair.]

Are you sure? You sound a little young to be taking care of an infant.

[And while Otto doesn't...especially want to have custody of an infant himself, at least he's grown. Someone needs to look after - jesus christ it's probably Dylan, huh]

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( okay, he's getting on camera now. )

And what are you, my father?

[doctopoda]

Apparently I'm one of three adults left in my social circle!

[SO THAT'S GREAT. He sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose. He is already getting a headache.]

Look. I'm concerned. There's a lot of lost kids out there right now, apparently, and I don't know how long this is going to last. You'll need to - oh, you don't have anything to feed a baby.

[It's a vocalized realization. Like, he knows you and your household, there is no reason you would have that on hand. Does he need to go out to freaking Kansas again? Where's Diana in all this?]

You haven't seen a woman called Diana around, have you?

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I'm not an idiot. I can just go to the store and get baby stuff, obviously. Bottles, milk, diapers... I used to babysit my neighbor all the time, so I'm pretty much an expert.

( at least now otto can see eddie rolling his eyes in full HD. wow, the speed on these things is amazing! no dial-up or anything! )

The only Diana I met is the girl with the sword. She tried to kill me. It was kinda awesome.

[doctopoda]

Oh, god.

[He knew all the kids with swords were a bad idea!]

Is she still there?

[exasperation]

[ oh. oh dear. ]

You . . . found a baby? A real baby? A living baby?

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nuuuuuuuu
it was ttly fake
::rolls_eyes::

[exasperation]

What did you do with the baby???

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1 8 his l1ver w sum fava beans n a n1ce chianti
dats a ref
incaseuddtkno

[exasperation]

Yeah. Okay. Got it.

[ whyyy. ]

Hold on, I'm coming by.

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nothx
dont need ur help
tswc

[exasperation]

So you want to be left alone with a baby??

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yea
i want to be left alone

the baby is betr company than u r

[exasperation]

That is a very weird self-own.

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u mean a PWN
u got PWN3D
:P

[exasperation]

[ hELP. ]

DN: MayukoShiraki | text

[welcome_summer]

Someone got de-aged to a BABY, that's not a lol matter!!!

[Whatever "LOL" means. But she's not going to betray her ignorance to this guy.]

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are these the things that humanity chooses to come together over of or are you just an exception from the norm

i suppose it doesn't matter

youre talking science fiction and im talking truth
we are not the same

[welcome_summer]

I WOULD HOPE people get mad over a toddler being around, he(?)'s been hit the hardest by whatever this is!

And YOU'RE talkin all space cadet, this isn't fictional at all, unless you're used to being abducted to another version of Earth on the reg.

Text | UN: Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky

[greatairplane]

18+; m; Kansas
ASL?

[if this is the same eddie that had the weird alien thing threaten him, then he wants to know so he can drag him through the mud about this edgelord shit later]

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wow
someone older actually knows how to use these forums
youve managed to impress me which actually takes a lot of energy and effort

not

14 m new york

[greatairplane]

14? what's a baby like you doing on the forums in the first place? shouldn't you be somewhere crapping your pants and crying for your mom?

where in new york? i haven't tried pizza there yet but supposedly its good