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[faceguy]

Display Name: Leon (he/him)
Profile Photo: he thinks he's funny
Notes: before ageswap

ive never actually been outside new york before so im wondering
what do people even do for fun in michigan?
stand at the bank of lake huron and yell insults at canada?

ive done some searching and this universe doesn't even have jupiter jim!! which obviously makes it inferior to my own universe
u guys are missing some prime cinema

[He won't even start on the lack of Lou Jitsu movies because that's his dad and thinking about it bums him out.]

less important question: does anyone else who fell through the weird sky hole have powers that aren't working right?
asking for a friend

Comments

[torchbearer]

That doesn't sound too bad.

I was an only child, so I never had much of that.

[ among other family issues. ]

[faceguy]

but I bet being an only child has its pros
no wait for the bathroom
no one who can rat u out to ur dad or whoever
no fights over pizza toppings

[torchbearer]

I guess there is that.

[faceguy]

yep
kinda hype to live that only child life actually

[torchbearer]

You should tell me how it goes.

[fluttersinoceanswind]

Sounds like America's a country of me then!

I'm glad I showed up here completely normal. Making a ton of clothes for myself to account for another arm or leg or head or a tail would've been a pain. And I say this as someone who LOVES making clothes!

[effiomsfavorite]

[BOY THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY]

don't do that

don't kill anything

there's magic people here who might be able to help you

talk to one of them instead

[Huvrye doesn't have the cultural touchstones to understand that "goat sacrifice" was probably a joke, so this just sounds like this guy is about to jump to extremes.]

[faceguy]

so are u like some kind of fashion designer?
hey if ur ever looking for a model you should keep me in mind

[faceguy]

I wasn't actually going to sacrifice a goat
that would be a-baaa-minable

[Do goats say "baa"? Too late, he committed to the pun.]

sure ill talk to the magic people
soon as I find some

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

clearly you've never been around any canadians during playoffs!

that all sounds EXTREMELY RAD, and I'm sorry that this universe is jupiter jim-less

but I bet there's a ton of other cool stuff here that you've never read/watched!

[faceguy]

oh I will
look forward to it

[faceguy]

ive been around new yorkers during playoffs so I think I could handle it

well I am always up for new stuff
got an recs?

[effiomsfavorite]

[The pun doesn't land, namely because Huvrye has virtually zero experience with animals, but he at least gets that it's a joke. It's probably been a joke the entire time. Oh.]

[Well, he feels dumb, but also how was he supposed to know that?]

you could just ask

[greatairplane]

Hm. I am unfamiliar with such powers beyond the theoretical. My best advice would be to get a new sword and see if your powers effect it at all. What that will tell you really depends on how your powers worked in the first place.

[torchbearer]

Good luck.

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

fair point; new yorkers are a good warmup for feral hockey canadians

Ever seen The Princess Bride? Pacific Rim? Back to the Future? Kung Fu Hustle?

[fluttersinoceanswind]

Yep! I mean, I'm not a pro or anything like my mom, of course. But I'm pretty good!

What type of stuff do you like to wear?

Voice

[formerspybrat]

Just make sure you don't stand in the lake when you shout at Canada. The Great Lakes sometimes get bull sharks.

And if you're looking for tourist destinations, there's always Hell, or I heard the cabin from Evil Dead is somewhere I'm Michigan. Wait a sec...

[For a moment he goes quiet, looking up where in Michigan it's supposed to be.]

What, it's in Tennessee!? I've been lied to!...Oh hey, the bull shark thing was also a lie, it's official, this state sucks.

[faceguy]

yeah I guess I can try it
having two swords is better than one anyway

[According to him! He doesn't actually think it will work, though.]

[faceguy]

anything that makes me look cool
tank tops, hoodies, awesome jackets, stuff like that
I usually need stuff oversized, though

[faceguy]

exactamundo

kung fu hustle and back to the future obviously
haven't heard of those other two

[faceguy]

do u know where the magic people are?
they're usually hiding

[In his world, anyway.]

voice back!

[faceguy]

You got my hopes so high and then dashed them on the rocks of bitter disappointment.

[No bull sharks, no spooky cabin... what is even the point?]

These Alliance guys offered to leave me in Kansas but that has to be even worse. I'm not buying a little dog and living on a farm.

[effiomsfavorite]

they're not hiding here

or some of them aren't at least

Dr Strange is the one I know and he's been pretty public about offering magic help

you could try asking him

[greatairplane]

If you're trained in them, yes. I wish you luck.