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[frenchkissed]

Display Name: Venom
Profile Photo: Holiday PFP!
Notes: N/A

( it's eddie and venom in a giant ugly sweater!! )

Hey, so, uh, we were thinking about doing a Secret Santa thing, so... So, yeah, that's what this is.

Secret Santa is the thing where we put a whole buncha names into a hat, then everyone picks one, and then they gotta get a gift for that person. It's fun. Gets you thinking about other people and stuff.

BUT EDDIE! WHAT IF I DO NOT KNOW THE PERSON WHOSE NAME I HAVE RECEIVED?

Great question Venom, who totally wasn't put up to this. Uh... I dunno, that's just part of it. If you don't know them, this is a good time to get to know them.

AND IF WE DO NOT LIKE THEM?

What, no, that wasn't part of the script—

WE DO NOT CARE!
WE WON'T BE BUYING GIFTS FOR OUR ENEMIES!!
THEY GET LUMPS OF ASH!!!!

Ash?? Shhh, no. No ash. And we, like, barely have enemies here.

Listen.

Long story short, we want as many people on this thing as possible. So, like, let us know if you're up for it. And... let us know some gifts you might want. Doable gifts. Reasonable, affordable, doable gifts...

( OOC: Sign-ups for this will probably close in a week or two [maybe the 16th?], and then we'll just throw all the names of the people who signed up into a randomizer! )

Comments

[exasperation]

Definitely not a gun. I don't think anyone should trust me with a gun. Or a knife. Or a fork. Anything, really.

[frenchkissed]

NONSENSE!
WITHOUT A FORK
HOW WOULD YOU EAT?!

[exasperation]

I didn't say I can't use it. Just that you shouldn't trust me with one.

[frenchkissed]

...Would it help if I said I trust you with a knife way more than I trust us?

[exasperation]

It's fine, I don't feel all that bad about it.

I just won't hurt people.

[frenchkissed]

Yeah, man. We know you won't. Think Venom suggested a gun because they look cool.

NO!
it is because i want him to hurt people.

Okay, there goes that theory.

I was thinking more like a boxed DVD set or something for you.

[exasperation]

Honestly? That's perfect.

[frenchkissed]

Yeah, the only trouble there is finding something you want to see but haven't seen yet...

[exasperation]

I mean, I'm fine with something I've seen before. And could watch over and over.

What about you? What would you and Venom like for Christmas?

[frenchkissed]

Like... Twilight?

And I think V just wants someone to eat. He's pretty easy to shop for. And me... not to sound like a 1994 hit single, but all I want for Christmas, really, is you.

And Dylan and Sleeper.

And Diana.

Literally, I have everything already.

[exasperation]

You're very sweet.

But seriously, though. Nothing? Nothing comes to mind?

[frenchkissed]

You are too, man.

Maybe some school stuff for Dyl's next semester, if you're really hunting for something.

[exasperation]

[ ripley is pretty certain eddie is much sweeter, but he's touched. ]

Sure, that shouldn't be too hard. I do have my internal Yelp power after all.

[frenchkissed]

( eddie hogs the blankets, ripley. don't be fooled. )

Speaking of, do you think you could help a guy out? He got stranded in Arizona somehow. Anything you can do for him?

[exasperation]

If you have a name, I can locate him but I can't do more than that.

[frenchkissed]

His name is... anonymous...

[exasperation]

Yeah, I. Can't do anything with that.