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un: ghostfacekilla

Howdy, Heroes! good eVening, Villains! it's your resident Gwenpool, checking in with a question for all you fine folks who've been yanked here willy-nilly from across the multiverse!

WHAT'S YOUR HOME LIKE? and also, slightly more importantly: WHERE ELSE HAVE YOU BEEN?

it's come across my radar that there are a few others of us out there for whom this isn't their first extra-universal rodeo, so to speak. not their first time crossing the streams. not their first trip to another world, is what I'm saying. so if you fit that definition, I want you to come talk to me! tell me all about the world you come from, the other world(s) you've been to, what they were like, how you got there.

if anyone who's smarter than me wants to take note of all this and maybe do some research on what the common elements are in these collected stories, by all means, be my guest!
as for me, I'm mostly just curious.


that's all, Gwenpool out!


oh wait, no, that's not all.
you should all go follow my pet landshark Jeff on instagram! I'm trying to make him famous. landsharkjeff

Comments

[thecoolerloki]

Huge.

[variantcover]

........I can't tell if you're the old man or the little one making a dick joke

[thecoolerloki]

Good.

[variantcover]

damn! played by Loki again!

I guess I'll just call you Schroedinger's Loki. until I receive photographic evidence, you're simultaneously all of Earth-616's Lokis... and also none of them.

[thecoolerloki]

I could just as easily shift into another Loki for said photographic evidence and claim to be them.

Tell me of the Lokis you know, so long as we're sharing multiversal details. Perhaps I'll return the favor too.

[variantcover]

ok but if you can shapeshift then you can't be the kid...

should I limit myself to just 616 Lokis, or do you want the full scoop?

[thecoolerloki]

Unless I'm lying. 3:)

[He tosses in the emoji Ikol always uses here for more confusion.]

616 Lokis is fine, but if there are any others you feel are worth noting, you may do so.

[variantcover]

which Lokis are prone to do... you played me again!

mystery Loki: 3
Gwenpool: 0

ok so as far as 616 Lokis go, we've got

1) classic Loki, aka old man Loki. campy villain, god of mischief, yadda yadda. turned a city street into ice cream once.
2) kid Loki, aka Serrure. OML reincarnated into a new body post-ragnarok. no magic, pet bird and hel puppy. bullied nonstop over shit that OML pulled.
3) god of stories Loki, aka current Loki/teen Loki/YA Loki. KL's pet bird took over KL's body, then got Billy Kaplan to age him up a bit and unlock his full powers. sort of an independent agent, from what I understand. he ran for US president a little while ago.


the only other Lokis that are really notable would be MCU Loki, aka Tumblr's sexyman, and Ultimate Loki, who was Odin's biological son and also a literal Nazi.

[thecoolerloki]

He stole Lady Sif's body post-Ragnarok. I was born after the Siege of Asgard.

[variantcover]

$#%@, I got it mixed up. Asgard falls way too often, you know that? maybe someone should look into that.

anyway, thanks for confirming which one you are. 😘

[thecoolerloki]

YW. I wanted to uphold my end of our deal.

[Which is his nice way of saying he let her have that one.]

And technically you should bring that up with the others. I've stopped every apocalypse I've been faced with. :3c

[variantcover]

that's true! when it comes to apocalypse-stopping, you might be the most successful Loki.

seriously though, it's cool to meet you. you were already gone by the time I got to Earth-616, so I never thought I'd get the chance.

[thecoolerloki]

So I've heard from others. I'd rather not make a big deal of all these chance meetings, though.

But feel free to make a big deal of the apocalypse-stopping. I'd argue I'm the most successful Loki overall.

[variantcover]

I guess it really depends on how you're defining 'success' in Loki terms.
like if a Loki tricked the most people, would that be the most successful at being Loki?

[thecoolerloki]

My older self defined "change" as success.
I did still trick my fair share of people, of course.

[variantcover]

I guess if success = change, then all Lokis after the old man are successful.

you were always good at finding loopholes. creative problem solving, that kind of thing.

[thecoolerloki]

I AM good at that kind of thing. And I am also the "current" Loki while we're at it, for as long as we are here.

[variantcover]

right, sorry. didn't mean to be rude.
time travel's a b!#%$

[thecoolerloki]

It's fine. I'm just rather exhausted from everyone's reactions. Frankly, it was easier when you all assumed I was the old man.

[variantcover]

IDK. as fun as an ice cream street might be, I think I prefer you over OML.

[thecoolerloki]

You "think" you prefer me.