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un: ghostfacekilla

Howdy, Heroes! good eVening, Villains! it's your resident Gwenpool, checking in with a question for all you fine folks who've been yanked here willy-nilly from across the multiverse!

WHAT'S YOUR HOME LIKE? and also, slightly more importantly: WHERE ELSE HAVE YOU BEEN?

it's come across my radar that there are a few others of us out there for whom this isn't their first extra-universal rodeo, so to speak. not their first time crossing the streams. not their first trip to another world, is what I'm saying. so if you fit that definition, I want you to come talk to me! tell me all about the world you come from, the other world(s) you've been to, what they were like, how you got there.

if anyone who's smarter than me wants to take note of all this and maybe do some research on what the common elements are in these collected stories, by all means, be my guest!
as for me, I'm mostly just curious.


that's all, Gwenpool out!


oh wait, no, that's not all.
you should all go follow my pet landshark Jeff on instagram! I'm trying to make him famous. landsharkjeff

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the TOY DIMENSION is where me an my friends got turned into TOYS!!

my rotor wings didnT WORK! i was grounded UNTIL krok found the fear Generator to power the transwarp portaL back home!!! i never want to be made of plastic EVER aGAIN

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wait wait wait
hang on

[ Toy dimension? Rotor wings? IS SHE TALKING TO ANOTHER TRANSFORMER???

SHIT, which Transformer turned into a helicopter again...? Oh yeah, that's right. ]

WHIRL???

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whirl??

[ it takes him a sec ]

whirl is an autobot! 💢💢 💢

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[ Shit, wait... Decepticons, Decepticons... Come on Gwen, don't let your pop culture knowledge fail you now! ]

...Blackout?

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the terrorcon?? no!!

[ Blackout is more well-known than him!? Is this the shame that Krok feels all the time?! It feels awful! ]

its spinister!

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mmmmmnope, doesn't ring a bell.

send a photo?

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OK. but don't go sharing it around okAY? humans get all antsy about us

[ Spinister, devastated by the reality of his obscurity, doesn't even mind that he's technically blowing his already thin cover here.

he PMs her a slightly blurry selfie of himself surrounded by pine trees. He appears to be in the woods somewhere. ]

>>private

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my lips are sealed. 🤐

[ She just sliiiiiides into her PMs, and—!! ]

OMG YOU'RE THE PINK ONE!

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you saw me before!?!

[ a small flicker of hope!! ]

wait - how do you knoW us again? are u from the dimension wherE earth got invaded?

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yeah I think so!

uhhhh no?
I mean, yes, but not by you guys.

[ How much does she want to say? She already broke Doc Ock's brain today... Maybe she'll be kind. ]

it's sort of my superpower to know stuff about other universes.

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[ spinister does not have much brain to break!! ]

woah... sounds like a headache to keep track of.

well, wars over for us where I come from. so iF you know other decepticons and theyre blowing planets up we've decided not to do that anymoRE.

feels weird, but its been kinda nice actually.

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yeah, it can be sometimes.

that's nice though! now you get to live in peacetime finally.

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fIghting all the time's a real slagheap. just didnt realize it tiL we got a chance to stop shooting for a while.

SO... hope u get a break from your dimensional headache, ghostfacekilla

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thanks. right back at you, whirlygig!