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[definecat]

So what are you?

[Seems only fair to ask.]

[trustheart]

Huh?! I'm a human! Or well...a meta now, I guess...

[definecat]

Pretty sure what I am seems nearly as obvious. At least as far as form goes.

[trustheart]

You look like a cat, sure, but most cats don't have red eyes like yours and...everything else!

[definecat]

And how is that my problem?

[trustheart]

It's not a problem! I just wanna know!

[definecat]

This is what I choose to look like. If that makes me a cat, then I'm a cat. If not, well, that's not for me to decide. I just am.

[trustheart]

...Okay, that's weirdly profound, but! I'm still confused!

[definecat]

I think I've been purrfectly clear.

[Yes, they did just do that. But then, you called them catty.]

[trustheart]

...

Okay, I'm kinda impressed with that one.

[definecat]

As you should be. I am quite impressive, or haven't you noticed?

I also accept pets and many forms of tribute.

[trustheart]

Hibiki says you're an "ooze cat". My hand won't get stuck to you, will it?

[definecat]

No, I prefer not to trap people in my substance. It tickles.

[trustheart]

...Huh.

I'd like that. Maybe.