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Jaskier ♫ The Sandpiper ([personal profile] rollstoseduce) wrote in [community profile] metaheroes2022-08-08 03:48 pm

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Notes: NSFW! Basically this post is a big Chuck Tingle joke (some images under the cut). But heads up! Jaskier's still amazed at the freedom this world's modern society has, so if your character asks him about his own world, please keep in mind that subjects of homophobia, fantasy racism, and censorship/book burning may come up. There's also an IC jab towards the church. I'm fine with teenagers tagging in, and any adult is free to threadjack to "protect" them (or threadjack in general, really, go nuts). (Also, blame Harry Osborn for this.)

Since my arrival in this realm, I've been nothing but (pleasantly!) astonished by the sexual freedom this so-called modern society prides itself on. Men openly flirt with me, women wear dresses that don't reach their knees, and there are entire stores dedicated to bawdy paraphernalia. The creativity is outstanding! I can access whole catalogs of these lewd movies in my pocket! Obscene songs play while you shop! Erotica is casually read during lunch breaks! Part of me is dying to know if there are priests out there with a forehead vein about to pop, but alas, to find out I would have to talk to them.

That said... the reason why I'm posting is to request clarification, mayhap for a social context I may lack. No matter how open-minded I may be, some things are still beyond my comprehension.


If someone can enlighten me by answering the simple question of what the fuck is this, I'd greatly appreciate it.
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[personal profile] eatsnutsandkicksbutts 2022-08-17 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
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NO

I'm just amazed that these even EXIST!! whoever's making the covers deserves a raise!
eatsnutsandkicksbutts: (Doreen - WELLLlll....)

[personal profile] eatsnutsandkicksbutts 2022-08-22 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ LOOK, THE CIRCUMSTANCES DEMANDED A GOOD KEYSMASH! ]

I should certainly hope so! I bet they're being paid extra for being turned into sentient corncobs and tide pods
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[personal profile] eatsnutsandkicksbutts 2022-08-27 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
maybe they take turns? "hey Joe, you be the corncob today and I'll be the hunk, then tomorrow we can switch it up and I'll be the sentient bitcoin!"
eatsnutsandkicksbutts: (squirrelgirl133)

[personal profile] eatsnutsandkicksbutts 2022-09-01 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
dude, I think you just came up with the plot for the next book in the series!