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Jaskier ♫ The Sandpiper ([personal profile] rollstoseduce) wrote in [community profile] metaheroes2022-08-08 03:48 pm

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Notes: NSFW! Basically this post is a big Chuck Tingle joke (some images under the cut). But heads up! Jaskier's still amazed at the freedom this world's modern society has, so if your character asks him about his own world, please keep in mind that subjects of homophobia, fantasy racism, and censorship/book burning may come up. There's also an IC jab towards the church. I'm fine with teenagers tagging in, and any adult is free to threadjack to "protect" them (or threadjack in general, really, go nuts). (Also, blame Harry Osborn for this.)

Since my arrival in this realm, I've been nothing but (pleasantly!) astonished by the sexual freedom this so-called modern society prides itself on. Men openly flirt with me, women wear dresses that don't reach their knees, and there are entire stores dedicated to bawdy paraphernalia. The creativity is outstanding! I can access whole catalogs of these lewd movies in my pocket! Obscene songs play while you shop! Erotica is casually read during lunch breaks! Part of me is dying to know if there are priests out there with a forehead vein about to pop, but alas, to find out I would have to talk to them.

That said... the reason why I'm posting is to request clarification, mayhap for a social context I may lack. No matter how open-minded I may be, some things are still beyond my comprehension.


If someone can enlighten me by answering the simple question of what the fuck is this, I'd greatly appreciate it.
mostdangerousbird: (011 sweet you rock and sweet you roll)

Text | @timdrake

[personal profile] mostdangerousbird 2022-08-08 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I see someone's already introduced you to the concept of Rule 34, and someone else mentioned the possibility that it was a meme and therefore fake. I'd like you to consider another possibility: it's a meme, and therefore it's real.

They're all referring to big news articles or political discourse, even though I don't think the concept of transitioning needs to have a discourse. Someone's just using them to make ridiculous, inexpensive erotica.

I'm not sure about the donuts and corn, and I'm not googling it.
louder_than_words: (hm)

Re: Text | @timdrake

[personal profile] louder_than_words 2022-08-08 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
donuts have holes. corn looks like a penis

hope this helps 🙂
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[personal profile] mostdangerousbird 2022-08-08 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I meant aside from the obvious.
louder_than_words: (hm)

[personal profile] louder_than_words 2022-08-08 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
the corn is very handsome
mostdangerousbird: (007 where’s your life gone?)

[personal profile] mostdangerousbird 2022-08-08 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Sometimes, it's better to decide to leave things alone. Like this.
louder_than_words: (laugh)

[personal profile] louder_than_words 2022-08-08 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
is the bitcoin more your type? hes also handsome

[It says so in the book title.

Tim's fun to mess with.
]
mostdangerousbird: (073 it's printed in comics sans)

[personal profile] mostdangerousbird 2022-08-08 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
The bitcoin is also not my type. Not that I have a type, but it's definitely not cybercurrency.
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[personal profile] louder_than_words 2022-08-08 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
may be you should be more open minding

[Tim has a type. It's bad ideas.]
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[personal profile] mostdangerousbird 2022-08-10 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
I’m trying to explain Chuck Tingle publicly under my own name. I’m very open-minded.
louder_than_words: (smirk)

[personal profile] louder_than_words 2022-08-10 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
yes

trying


[The "and failing" is implied.]
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[personal profile] mostdangerousbird 2022-08-11 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Why are you here?
louder_than_words: (hm)

[personal profile] louder_than_words 2022-08-11 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
got dropped in the ocean

[She thinks she's funny.]
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[personal profile] mostdangerousbird 2022-08-08 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it the coin, or is it the written word and people's imagination? If you were going to look at this is a joke, I think the punchline is either people will give you money for anything or it takes all kinds.
mostdangerousbird: (010 meet me more than halfway up)

[personal profile] mostdangerousbird 2022-08-12 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
That you can poke a hole in any philosophy. What else?
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[personal profile] mostdangerousbird 2022-08-19 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Why not? Why does it only go the other way - that anything penetrative has a hidden erotic meaning? I suggest the converse is also true.