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[skagzz]

[ The following is a text photo posted on Instagram ]

How to tell if you’re a ✨🖤✨💚✨Loki✨💚✨🖤✨

1. You are or will become a grumpy old man
2. You are mean to your friends
3. You have pretty hair, boo
4. You are ALSO a lady
5. You are funny AF
6. You can explode things with your laser eyes
7. You never shut up about Asgardian whatever
8. You bite
9. If you don’t wear green your skin will literally fall off your body and your brain will turn to flowers and you will only be able to say the word “snoot” until you find green again
10. You have great taste in friends

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Comments

Re: @atypicalphotos

[skagzz]

in a world
where multiple versions of your metaverse self exist
who is to say
we aren't all loki
and loki isn't
all of us
you been green pilled
w e l c o m e

[atypical_echo]

That doesn't make any sense
par for the course online I guess

[skagzz]

perhaps TIS YOU who don't make sense
you from another world
you who know not our ways

[atypical_echo]

I make plenty of sense thanks!
Wow I'm a local, sounds like you aren't.

[skagzz]

a goddess is local to no where
and every where
i am the universe

[atypical_echo]

Pretty sure deities ARE local to places.

[skagzz]

yeah ur right
ur the expert
human
keep going incur my W R A T H
i will turn u into a newt

[atypical_echo]

Yeah, I don't think you can.

[skagzz]

not my fault your mind is not open to ✨ the truth of space and time ✨

[atypical_echo]

And what is that truth?

[skagzz]

bruh its longer than 140 characters

[atypical_echo]

It's a tweet chain.

[skagzz]

foolish mortal i am not putting the secrets of the universe in A. TWEET. CHAIN.

maybe ill put broken fragments in birds tho that'd be hilarious

[atypical_echo]

Why not? If you're a god, shouldn't you be helping mortals toward enlightenment?