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[thecoolerloki]

Post your most recently saved meme! No cheating, I will know.

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[thecoolerloki]

... please ignore what I said about statues at the theater, that was nothing, a mere inside joke.

Hello brother.

[deemed]

[ there'll be time later to deal with that. right now thor has a metric ton of guilt to deal with ]

How can this be-- you--

[thecoolerloki]

Died? I'm not sure if this is the right format for this conversation. I'm assuming you know how to send your location, given how you've been able to use this technology with some ease.

Do so, and I'll come to you.

[deemed]

Very well.

[ thor, contrary to a great many people's expectations, is fine with technology and manages to successfully drop a pin to one of the official hotel rooms ]

Know that if this is a trick, it will not go well for you, brother. There are some things for which I will not stand.

[ he ends the call, because he has to go and think long and hard about what all of this might mean ]

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[thecoolerloki]

[It takes all his strength, but Loki manages to teleport directly into Thor's hotel room. He's out of breath when he arrives, usually having his other self or Stephen portal him somewhere when it's longer distance.]

It's a strange thing... when both sides worry the other is pulling the wool over their eyes.

[Let him collapse on the comfy hotel bed, thanks]

[deemed]

[ thor's most recent interactions with his brother have been-- fraught to say the least. so his initial reaction to loki's appearance is a jumble of frustration and guilt and-- gods, he wants to take the child in his arms and never let go

after a moment's pause, he sits on the bed ]

When did you learn to do that? Teleport.

[thecoolerloki]

Only recently. My past self's magic was returned to me when I arrived here.

[Instead of being stored in an imaginary bird!]

You've grown older without me. Again.

[deemed]

It's been-- quite some time.

[ thor still isn't sure that this isn't his brother playing some terrible prank on him. but he wants to believe. ]

You'll simply have to catch up. The slow way.

[thecoolerloki]

That's what everyone else keeps saying too, but I don't think they realize it means centuries in our case!

[He shifts into his older self's form, thankful that takes less energy than other magic.]

Were you expecting this one?

[deemed]

I know that it means--

[ thor's reaction to the shift is immediate and he can't quite cover the glower when he sees the face. it's probably answer enough ]

[thecoolerloki]

[Oopsie! He immediately shrinks back into himself and makes a mental note to give his other self a heads-up about that.]

Luckily I have no interest in rushing things! Sorry, but that is what I'll look like when I grow up.

[deemed]

[ thor immediately regrets not having a better hold on his temper ]

In-- a number of centuries.

[ it's a joke okay ]

Besides. He and I have matters we still have not worked through. It is not your fault you're unaware of it.

[thecoolerloki]

[He’s aware, he’s just a little asshole. Similarly, seems like it’s a perfect time to use Thor’s guilt to make sure they talk of other things!]

I’ve missed you. You’ve clearly missed me, judging by how much you look like Father now. I mean, if anyone’s skipping a few centuries...

How long has it been?

[deemed]

Not all that long. A handful of years, at most.

[ anything less than half a decade just doesn't seem worth counting, really. ]

And you? How long have you been here?

[thecoolerloki]

A few months. It's been rather boring without you.

[A lie!]

[deemed]

There's no need to flatter my ego.

[ please excuse the way he keeps staring at you. this is a lot just now ]

[thecoolerloki]

When do I get to hear the tale of how you lost your hair, arm, and eye then? Surely not all in one go?

[Because! It is a look! And Thor should appreciate flattery where he can get it.]

[deemed]

Not all at once, no.

[ though over such a short period of time that it almost feels like it was ]

And from you, I do expect to hear about the statues at the theater.

[ yes, he was listening to that part ]

[thecoolerloki]

And it wasn’t my fault, was it?

[Or Ikol’s fault, whatever. He would’ve liked his older self to give him a heads up in that case.]

It was just a prank, purely harmless mischief. Another Loki started a theater here and erected these huge statues of us along with Mother and Father. He angered me so I played dress up with them. I made his statue cosplay Doctor Strange, it was great fun.

[deemed]

Nay, nothing to do with you at all. My own hot headedness did the arm-- and the rest, well. Another time.

[ his expression eases at hearing about the statues, because that does sound just like loki ]

He wasn't flattered, I take it?

[thecoolerloki]

We’ve yet to discuss it. But he’s not Stephen’s biggest fan so I can’t imagine he was happy. Hence why I thought you might be him playing a prank in retaliation.

[deemed]

Sorcerer Supreme is something of a step down from God of Mischief.

[ the longer they talk, the more thor relaxes-- accepts that this somehow is the child. ]

[thecoolerloki]

If he can't take a joke, what sort of God of Mischief is he?

[deemed]

The kind which Loki is. You've always hated being the butt of someone else's joke.

[thecoolerloki]

That's because everyone else's jokes aren't funny. Mine are.