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[thecoolerloki]

Post your most recently saved meme! No cheating, I will know.

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[deemed]

It's been-- quite some time.

[ thor still isn't sure that this isn't his brother playing some terrible prank on him. but he wants to believe. ]

You'll simply have to catch up. The slow way.

[thecoolerloki]

That's what everyone else keeps saying too, but I don't think they realize it means centuries in our case!

[He shifts into his older self's form, thankful that takes less energy than other magic.]

Were you expecting this one?

[deemed]

I know that it means--

[ thor's reaction to the shift is immediate and he can't quite cover the glower when he sees the face. it's probably answer enough ]

[thecoolerloki]

[Oopsie! He immediately shrinks back into himself and makes a mental note to give his other self a heads-up about that.]

Luckily I have no interest in rushing things! Sorry, but that is what I'll look like when I grow up.

[deemed]

[ thor immediately regrets not having a better hold on his temper ]

In-- a number of centuries.

[ it's a joke okay ]

Besides. He and I have matters we still have not worked through. It is not your fault you're unaware of it.

[thecoolerloki]

[He’s aware, he’s just a little asshole. Similarly, seems like it’s a perfect time to use Thor’s guilt to make sure they talk of other things!]

I’ve missed you. You’ve clearly missed me, judging by how much you look like Father now. I mean, if anyone’s skipping a few centuries...

How long has it been?

[deemed]

Not all that long. A handful of years, at most.

[ anything less than half a decade just doesn't seem worth counting, really. ]

And you? How long have you been here?

[thecoolerloki]

A few months. It's been rather boring without you.

[A lie!]

[deemed]

There's no need to flatter my ego.

[ please excuse the way he keeps staring at you. this is a lot just now ]

[thecoolerloki]

When do I get to hear the tale of how you lost your hair, arm, and eye then? Surely not all in one go?

[Because! It is a look! And Thor should appreciate flattery where he can get it.]

[deemed]

Not all at once, no.

[ though over such a short period of time that it almost feels like it was ]

And from you, I do expect to hear about the statues at the theater.

[ yes, he was listening to that part ]

[thecoolerloki]

And it wasn’t my fault, was it?

[Or Ikol’s fault, whatever. He would’ve liked his older self to give him a heads up in that case.]

It was just a prank, purely harmless mischief. Another Loki started a theater here and erected these huge statues of us along with Mother and Father. He angered me so I played dress up with them. I made his statue cosplay Doctor Strange, it was great fun.

[deemed]

Nay, nothing to do with you at all. My own hot headedness did the arm-- and the rest, well. Another time.

[ his expression eases at hearing about the statues, because that does sound just like loki ]

He wasn't flattered, I take it?

[thecoolerloki]

We’ve yet to discuss it. But he’s not Stephen’s biggest fan so I can’t imagine he was happy. Hence why I thought you might be him playing a prank in retaliation.

[deemed]

Sorcerer Supreme is something of a step down from God of Mischief.

[ the longer they talk, the more thor relaxes-- accepts that this somehow is the child. ]

[thecoolerloki]

If he can't take a joke, what sort of God of Mischief is he?

[deemed]

The kind which Loki is. You've always hated being the butt of someone else's joke.

[thecoolerloki]

That's because everyone else's jokes aren't funny. Mine are.

[deemed]

[ that gets a laugh, both fond and amused ]

Aye. With time, they'll get better.