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[frenchkissed]

Display Name: Venom
Profile Photo: Just two bros vibin'.
Notes: N/A

I'm looking to sell some feature stories to local papers. At least until I have enough momentum to get a regular column started.

So, if anyone's got a crazy story and feels like sharing it, I'm your guy.

Probably won't be much more than an origin story, what your powers are like, a few photos, maybe a bit about your hobbies... those kinds of questions. Don't feel like this is a job interview or anything. It's all about you, so just tell me whatever and we'll see if we can't make a story out of it.

( This next part gets added on later, like a side comment: )

Also, we sorta need a place to live.

Pros:
- Good with pets.
- Good at cleaning. And cooking.
- Probably gonna stay out of your way, for the most part.

Cons:
- SORT OF A LOSER.
- CANNOT WATCH HORROR MOVIES.
- TERRIBLE AT SINGING.
- Comes with an alien.

( Two very different posts happening here. )

Comments

[frenchkissed]

Crazy is pretty subjective, but anything that relates the the world outside of this place is bound to get some readers. People want to know about where we come from, you know?

Horses?

...

I'm from New York. I've never... encountered... a horse. Do they kick?

[monomachy]

Then I would be happy to tell my stories. You'll have to let me know if you think they're crazy, too.

They only kick if you're rude. But I can help you get on their good side. I have an extra bedroom, and it is yours for as long as you like--but I will need help with the horses. And cooking.

[frenchkissed]

Yeah, I can do that.

( crazy by his scale might be a little off as of these past few months, but he spent the majority of his life as just some regular-ass dude, so he still got a good meter for when things are Not Normal. )

Horses. All right. How many horses are we talking?

( and will venom try to eat them?

venom was pretty good when they'd had chickens, so he's sure he can be nice to horses. and not eat them. or attempt to eat them. or possess them. or attempt to possess them.

he's asking a lot here, he's realizing. )

[monomachy]

There three horses, all rather gentle. We can introduce the two of you to them first, to see if you'll get along.

[venom pls do not possess the horses, they neither of you would enjoy it]

[frenchkissed]

( ... )

Yeah, that's probably for the better. Make sure we're... horse compatible and all.

How far is your ranch from the city? Can we drop by soon?

[monomachy]

The ranch is in Little Love, Kansas. It isn't too far from the downtown area, though.

[as much as little love has a downtown, anyway]

[frenchkissed]

We're still in Central City, but it shouldn't take long to get over to you. We could probably teleport over there within the hour, if you're up for it?

[monomachy]

That sounds perfect. I will meet you there.