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[unkindled_madness]

Display Name: Sephiroth
Profile Photo: forever a wall
Notes: shortly after returning to the present



[The post begins with a photo of a trashed bedroom in a similar state to the one above. It includes an overturned bookcase, an ornate sheath that has been knocked from its place on the wall, and a Loki bobblehead lying amidst the torn bedsheets.]

It seems that either someone has developed a childish vendetta, or someone was unable to cope with my brief absence.

I can think of three potential culprits, all of whom have at some point responded to the same name.

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[dothelokimotion]

It was clearly the cat.

[unkindled_madness]

You think so?

He typically responds to absences with sulking.

[dothelokimotion]

You never know with cats.

[unkindled_madness]

It's also quite impressive if he knocked over the bookcase. He may be a large cat, but it's quite heavy.

[dothelokimotion]

I don't know what you're implying.

[unkindled_madness]

You haven't any idea?

Has something perhaps knocked you on the head recently?

[dothelokimotion]

Excuse you.

[unkindled_madness]

I was only checking.

[dothelokimotion]

And that was your guess?

[unkindled_madness]

A falling bookcase could be a hazard.

[dothelokimotion]

Not to me.

[unkindled_madness]

Of course. You should have recovered by now.

[dothelokimotion]

[ huffs!! ]

Nothing fell on me.

[unkindled_madness]

Well, that is reassuring to know.

[dothelokimotion]

And I'll fix your room.

[unkindled_madness]

I think we at least need the bed.

[dothelokimotion]

And I'll fix the bed.

[unkindled_madness]

Thank you. I appreciate that.

[dothelokimotion]

It's fine. Of course, it wasn't my fault.

[unkindled_madness]

No, that has yet to be proven.

[dothelokimotion]

I beg your pardon.

[unkindled_madness]

I mean that the culprit has yet to be determined.

[dothelokimotion]

[ squints. ]

Of course.

[unkindled_madness]

Do you need any help?

[dothelokimotion]

No. Magic will do.