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[meca]

Display Name: oliver daye
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anyone ever die here and come back?
asking bc apparently to unzombie me the witch i'm leeching off of says she needs to kill me first which is like
super inconvenient?
but if she fucks it up, i kinda need a back-up bc i don't want to ACTUALLY be dead-dead
corpsing is very boring and i'm v against it

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[infirmiere]

i'm not going to kill you, oliver

for fuck's sake

[meca]

just a little death
right? 😘😘

[infirmiere]

not now that you've made me sound murderous!

[meca]

you meant it murderously
but not in a murderer murderous way just a slightly dead way

[infirmiere]

mostly dead but not dead, dead is not an option

[meca]

i'd sure hope not
again
corpsing is very boring, i'm much prettier when i'm breathing

[infirmiere]

i agree

[meca]

thus the backup plan

[infirmiere]

pls stop making me seem incompetent at my job at least, i'm not going to let you die

[meca]

technically i'm already dead

[infirmiere]

[ READ ✔️✔️ ]

[chokedout]

oh wait
it's you?

he's your filthy mistress?

[infirmiere]

i would like to state for the record that the phrase "oh it's you" is never flattering

[chokedout]

"oh it's you, the smoking hot babe"
"oh it's you, doing magic on my boyfriend"
"oh it's you, okay then, kill him he's annoying"
"oh it's you, let me watch"




some of those have to be flattering

[infirmiere]

not with oh it's you in front of it

also I AM NOT KILLING HIM

[chokedout]

can you kill him just a little
he's made me mad

[infirmiere]

no and i hate you both

[chokedout]

y tho

[infirmiere]

because now you're both making me sound very murderous

[chokedout]

sometimes people have to be murderous

embrace it
stab oliver
make it truth

[meca]

i'm breaking up with you

[chokedout]

i'm breaking up with you first

[meca]

you can't bc i already did

[chokedout]

i thought it first

[meca]

you literally didn't
you never think about breaking up with me
never