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[mostdangerousbird]

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It’s been 21 days since Fantastic was elected. How are we doing, fam?

I’ve been having some strange urges. I want to overengineer a possum obstacle course. I want to buy every chapstick flavor and mix them into the Überchap. I want to post daily hot take videos with no shirt on and the camera carefully angled to avoid reports and bask in the clavicle clout.

What has the Guardian Alliance been doing for the current state of affairs? Phrasing, everyone. We want to avoid a marsupial infestation. We’re already beset with bad highlights.

- Rook

Network: WOM.bat
Display Name: user4x~ESLs&^V>>WFp
Deletion Time: 7 days to deletion.
Notes: Posted to the Alliance Intel sub-board.

What happened to initiate Atomight’s removal from the guild? Was there a no-confidence vote? Are there minutes or vote tallies anywhere?

There are users here. Let’s ask the questions even if no one has the answers yet.

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anon; ourpowers

[overlyprecocious]

well ive learned that possums r actually pretty cute, even when they're being used as a tool of suppression

[mostdangerousbird]

I’ve always thought they were rat abominations.

[overlyprecocious]

their little hands though!

[mostdangerousbird]

Pizza rat trumps possum hands.

[overlyprecocious]

what about trash pandas

[mostdangerousbird]

The noblest of all Procyonidae.

Still no.

[overlyprecocious]

still a no to what

[mostdangerousbird]

They’re not cute

WOM.bat

[kid_flash_found]

Display Name: user7auor38257y2
Deletion time: 7 days

[this message posts the text of all minutes of all open meetings of the Guild Alliance for the past three months]

Haven't found any tallies.

[mostdangerousbird]

That’s quite the data dump. Any dates of particular interest?

burner phone text, just because »»

[reneger]

really?

[mostdangerousbird]

Hit them where it hurts.

[reneger]

you're such a shit

you realize what this means, don't you?

[mostdangerousbird]

Stay out of my turf.

[reneger]

who said it was your turf

[mostdangerousbird]

Anything tech is mine. I called perma dibs.

[reneger]

you can't call dibs on the internet, little bird

[mostdangerousbird]

You’re all lucky I’m not in the Society. I’m sick of this oppossum nonsense and would gladly take down the server grid for the Midwest if it made them knock it off.

[reneger]

they're almost cute

looks just like you, even

[mostdangerousbird]

Not all of us have a face like a brick. I do okay.

[reneger]

guess you are more of a raccoon

[mostdangerousbird]

My name’s literally Drake.

[reneger]

a name is inherited, not earned

you've earned raccoon

[mostdangerousbird]

The R does not stand for Raccoon. Stop trying to make fetch happen.

[reneger]

sure, regina

or is it raccoon boy?

[mostdangerousbird]

We talked about this already, Karen. Is it going to rain today?

[reneger]

excuse you
if anyone's karen it's dick

[mostdangerousbird]

Dick’s Cady.

[reneger]

if you're looking for weather-predicting tits, i'd look at dick

does that make damian gretchen?

[mostdangerousbird]

We’ll he is a wiener.

If Dick’s Karen, either I’m Regina and you’re Cady or vice versa. Either accurate, both uncomfortable.

[reneger]

you started this

[mostdangerousbird]

I'll make you wear pink.

[reneger]

i look great in pink

[mostdangerousbird]

So you agree, you think you’re really pretty.

[reneger]

i prefer ruggedly handsome