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[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

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Sooo... hypothetical question: given that the space-time continuum is kinda lookin' the other way here, how do birthdays work? If you've spent a year in this dimension, but only a few minutes have passed back home, does that time count towards your actual age?

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yay private

[helpdesk_hero]

If you choose to go for more private, let me know. Can't bake to save my life but I can bartend with the best of them.

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

I will definitely hit you up for advice on what to try first!

[helpdesk_hero]

It will depend on what you like.

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

is there anything... idk, hazelnutty??

[helpdesk_hero]

Frangelico is a hazelnut liqueur. You'll want any drink a bartender knows with that.

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

I am writing this stuff DOWN

thank you for your alcohol wisdom!

[helpdesk_hero]

It's not mine. It's Blob's.

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

Oh, does he do bartending? That's really cool, actually!

[helpdesk_hero]

Yeah. He's got his own bar back home these days. He can really mix drinks.

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

Does that mean he's taken a break from the whole Brotherhood thing? Or am I thinking of a different guy?

[helpdesk_hero]

The Brotherhood is long since gone when I am. Which is great, because Frank makes AMAZING drinks.

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

Oh, that's fantastic! I love a good turnaround!

[helpdesk_hero]

I don't know that it's turnaround so much as finally finding a place of proper welcome.

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

Yeah, good point. I'm glad he's doing really well, then.

[helpdesk_hero]

He is. The Lagoon is basically the center of socializing where I live. The hawaiian print shirts are horrible though.

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

Dude, I am saying this with utmost sincerity:

you could ABSOLUTELY ROCK a hawaiian print shirt

[helpdesk_hero]

Nope. No. No WAY. Doreen surely you respect me more than that.

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

I do, I do! I just think big colourful prints would look really good!

[helpdesk_hero]

Surely on someone else. Please say on someone else.

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

Dude, I've SEEN you in yellow, I know you're not allergic to bright colours

but fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine, you get a pass!

[helpdesk_hero]

I'm also not allergic to taste.

Thank you.