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[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

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Sooo... hypothetical question: given that the space-time continuum is kinda lookin' the other way here, how do birthdays work? If you've spent a year in this dimension, but only a few minutes have passed back home, does that time count towards your actual age?

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[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

listen, sibling trolling is a COMPLETELY VALID REASON

[faceguy]

absolutely

plus more birthdays means more parties

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

this is ALSO some extremely good birthday logic! Any excuse for cake is a good one.

[faceguy]

yeah exactly!

it is a little weird though because it was summer back home but winter here when I showed up

so someone could end up having their birthday too early or skipping it and having it over a year late

so maybe just do it whenever you want I guess!

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

Yeah, I got here last March, but it was like AUGUST back home! And my birthday's in late May, so IDK how that's even supposed to work!

but yeah, I like your idea. Maybe I'll just get a calendar and throw darts at it or something.

[faceguy]

sounds fun
be sure you do it in a month where you can have a party you like though

like if you want to do a pool party don't throw your dart at december

[Actually he wouldn't be surprised if this is exactly how his dad picked his birthday.]

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

yeah, no birthday polar-dips, I'm not that hardcore!