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[kazimieras]

Display Name: Kazitude
Profile Photo: it's just a pic of this guy flashin' a peace sign
Notes: just sayin' hi

wtf i can shoot FIRE out of my HANDS this is AWESOME




i mean, 'sup. i'm kaz kent, dr. kaz kent [Kaz you do NOT have a medical degree], & i work for superhero hospital mighty med, saving the people who save people. well worked for?? it doesnt exist here or whatever. so if u need a doctor, i'm highly recommended. 👍 not to brag but i tied for tenth in patient satisfaction. also if anyone knows how to get a new job in medicine when u have technically no proof of experience and also ur sixteen that would be cool.

Comments

un: bombshell_bitch

[bombshelled]

how the fuck are you a doctor you're fucking twelve

[ He did say he was sixteen, but that's a babyface if she's ever seen one.

Meanwhile Lana, from her own profile picture, is also clearly a teenager. ]

[kazimieras]

uh wow rude first of all i am SIXTEEN as i clearly stated

& second the first step is u stumble into a superhero hospital when ur 14 & it kinda snowballs from there

[bombshelled]

sure so you can have a learners permit. that'll only let you drive the ambulance, not operate on anyone.

who the fuck is letting 14 year olds stumble into any hospital, superhero or not??

[kazimieras]

the ambulance was actually kinda tricky to drive because it was invisible

do ur hospitals have bouncers??

Un: timdrake

[mostdangerousbird]

You’re a doctor and you’re only sixteen?

[kazimieras]

is this gonna be the only thing anyone talks about

yes im sixteen yes im a doctor yes ive performed surgery yes i have personally saved multiple lives

[mostdangerousbird]

Is that what’s normal in your world? It’s not in mine, I think you could possibly see an intern at 24 or 5 but not a surgical resident.

[kazimieras]

ok its not exactly normal but neither is mighty med soooo

text | dn: Leon (he/him)

[faceguy]

[His profile pic is just a normal turtle.]

oh well if I knew it was a DOCTOR I was flipping into the pool

nah still would have done it

[Can 16-year-olds be doctors? According to Dr. Delicate Touch (aka his little brother), yes, absolutely. So Leo isn't going to question it. You're spared for one response, Kaz.]

[kazimieras]

well i did have a tank

that was a challenge if it was anything

[faceguy]

heck yes it was

man why do you get fire tho?
the confluence is picking favorites

[Leo lost powers on the trip over so he's just jealous.]

[kazimieras]

idk!!

but i am ba da ba ba ba lovin it

UN: Echo

[atypical_echo]

Wait, doctors get rated on patient satisfaction now? Isn't that, like, a rush to the bottom of the list?

[kazimieras]

uh no the bottom of the list was already always gonna be this one guy who was extremely bad

[atypical_echo]

I mean, yes, of course. But aren't most emergency doctors sorta... not great at bedside manner?

[kazimieras]

idk. depends on the doctor i guess. people liked me mostly.

un: DisArmed

[formerspybrat]

so, you're like the doogie howser for metahumans?

[Danny "Teen-Spy" Chase shouldn't be throwing stones in his glass house but it's hard not to when the joke is so easy. Someone had to make it! Honestly, he's shocked he was the first one to it.]

does mighty med help out villains on occasion, too? or is there an evil rival hospital?

[Is he sincerely curious or sarcastic? Who knows! But probably a bit of both.]

[kazimieras]

the who what

[who's doogie howser?? never met him]

idk actually?? we provided care to some of the people at mighty max but like if they had their own hospital it was a secret

[formerspybrat]

doogie howser, it's a show about a teenage doctor. guessing that media gem doesn't exist in your universe?

['Media gem' was definitely overselling it. It had never managed to keep Danny's interest for more then half an episode.]

aw, that's boring. you would think with all the villains running around calling themselves "doctor", there would be enough to fill a hospital. if only in a petty bid to show up the hero hospital.

[kazimieras]

yeah but like theyre usually not medical doctors, theyre like psychologists or botanists or whatever

un: UnbeatableSG

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

you could probably volunteer at a clinic or something, but I think you might have a hard time finding a legit doctor job without a degree. If you've got a whole Doogie Howser situation going on, maybe you could take some classes?

[kazimieras]

uggggh classes not my thing

i was doing really good already why do i gotta start over

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

sorry dude! I wish we could take our resumes with us, that'd make things way easier

so is this a healing powers thing, along with the new flamey hands??

un: Nox

[a_gaggle_of_ghosties]

Because I am apparently the only one who finds the question worth asking:

Tenth out of how many?

[kazimieras]

out of 33.