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[whimsikills]

Display Name: Jinx
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Notes: innocent poll nothing nefarious here at all

Comments

[fluttersinoceanswind]

What's a narc?

Oh, also, aquarium I guess?

[whimsikills]

narcs are the buzzkills who tell on u bc theyre suck ups

[fluttersinoceanswind]

Why would anyone tell on u going to either of those places?

[whimsikills]

between u and me i always get a five finger discount at the gift shops

[fluttersinoceanswind]

[Okay, Erika might not be the pointiest needle in the seamstresses toolkit, but not even she is dumb enough to miss what that means. ]

That's wrong! And even if you were talking to people who don't care WHY WOULD YOU ADMIT THAT ON A PUBLIC SITE?

@AirplaneShootingTowardtheSky

[greatairplane]

have a friend that wld say aquarium but tbh i think the museum is cooler

[whimsikills]

cooler how

[greatairplane]

the aquarium has all sorts of creatures to look at, but the museum has artifacts and art and all these great bits and pieces. they're the details of the world laid out for inspection and investigation. culture and history and the things that make us real

[dothelokimotion]

Aquarium.

[ because he likes the museum. ]

[whimsikills]

i like ur thinking

[dothelokimotion]

I'm honoured.

[whimsikills]

whats ur fave big fish

[dothelokimotion]

Sharks. Their teeth are just giant replaceable knives.

text - ANONYMOUS

[hacktivision]

please tell me this is for a heist

i am dying to know what you plan to steal from the aquarium and how

could use the inspiration for my next date night with the gf.

[whimsikills]

ooooo my god those bozos at the aquarium dont know aaaanything about security
i stole a buuuunch of sharks and snappy fish for my dad when he was still here

u gotta steal one of those transportation trucks they have first
then u steal the fish

private message,

[rehandle]

[ Having recently been blown up himself, his not so spidey senses are tingling...

Cue a private message a few hours after this tweet goes up that just says: ]

No.

private message,

[whimsikills]

those old peepers must b failing u in ur old age
i saaaaaaaaaaaaaid no narcs

[rehandle]

You said narcs need not reply
I didn't reply.

What are you trying to do, give yourself a time out?

[ This is how one gets themselves arrested Jinx... ]

[whimsikills]

the method of the reply still makes it a reply dumbdumb.

im doing a normal poll about a normal saturday mornin visit obvz
a gal gets real bored all alone in this big ole house

[rehandle]

Maybe she should find herself a roommate. Or a new hobby. Both.

Thanks for the Christmas present. You're too kind.

[whimsikills]

i already have 2 many hobbies

oh good u got it!!! the pleasure is aaaalllll mine