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RUE MOORE ([personal profile] ruemoore) wrote in [community profile] metaheroes2022-09-13 09:09 pm

RUE MOORE HAS IT: SEPTEMBER EDITION

Hel-lo, Metacuties~! Rue here. Did you miss me~?

So sorry about the unexpected hiatus! I was brought into another world during all that fuss last month - oh, darlings. I may just be a baseline human here, but I was living my best meta life in that world! You should have seen me, soaring through the skies~! [Rue sighs.] Ah, well. At least I know you’ve all been busy while I was gone.

[Here, Rue’s tone goes a little somber.]

I’ve heard about all the recent unrest in Excelsior. It’s sad to see such a friendly city turning on its own heroes and scientists. I know a lot has happened there, but I don’t blame any metas, no matter where they’re from, for what happened. As powerful as they are, they still can’t control everything, you know?

So don’t worry, everyone. I’m still your biggest fan - and your biggest gossip! So, let’s get to it, shall we?

[A musical sting - gossip time!]

Big news to start - a little birdie told me that Harry Osborn, classy modern man from Excelsior, doesn’t only have the brains to shine in business. He's also got the equipment to shine between the sheets! Reliable sources have commented on Harry's pet anaconda, if you catch my drift - yet this delightful bachelor remains single. Who out there could have the guts to tame this scaly beast?

It seems newcomer Billy Hargrove has also made quite the name for himself on social media, due to his huge success on OnlyStans. This retro-flavored bad boy is raking it in if his following count has anything to say, and rumour has it he’s branching out into exclusive video content and brand deals. Keep an eye out, cuties~!

On the romantic side, summer brought us such lovely warm weather that it has heated up the hearts of two handsome yet shy bachelors! Ripley and Eddie shared drinks during one of Little Love's many merry barbecues but there's a different kind of summer thirst they refuse to quench! Mayhap they need a little push in the right direction? Ripley should take a break from taking jobs and use his abilities to find the courage to ask Eddie out before his toothy guardian takes matters into his own gooey hands.

Finally, with the cutest meta I’ve ever seen - they say you can’t teach an old dog new tricks, but the Confluence is here to remind you that even metapets can turn your world upside down! A new category of furry black void has taken over cat lovers' hearts by the storm - Sleeper is here to prove anything your kitty can do, they can do better!

[Rue will put this picture on the screen.]

I'm not kitten you - if you need to have some pawsitivity in your life, please don't hesitate to start your day with the purrfect cat meme!

[You can just feel the puns.]

Now, let’s get back to what our newest stars are doing for the community! Don't you love the lack of smell of kaiju blood in the air? The city of Atlantis is slowly coming back to its former glory thanks to the organized effort of metas. Guild members and unaligned strays alike have worked together with civilian charity groups to help the Atlanteans and clean the waters, proving once again all you need to be a hero is goodwill and one free afternoon!

It's back-to-school season and the children of Sunset Falls are blossoming thanks to their magic training! That said, at this age, the youngsters do still need to get better control of their enthusiastic, yet wild sparkles. Fortunately for them, the pulchritudinous Lady Yennefer has a soft spot for kids and has provided them with guidance in order to make Sunset Falls a safer place for everyone. Stressed parents can now finally sleep eight hours without the bed disappearing right under their noses!

Even in Excelsior, our metas are doing their part for everyone! I’ve heard that up-and-coming hero Doctor Octopus was seen fighting a brand new nemesis, the dashingly mustachioed Walrus, during the blackout. Are these two star-crossed enemies going to be the hottest new thing in Excelsior? When reached for comment, Doctor Octopus just said, "My name is not Doctor Octopus." Methinks the dilf protests too much~.

That’s all for today, sweeties! Be good to each other - and if you hear anything juicy, be good to me~.
doctopoda: (miserable)

[personal profile] doctopoda 2022-09-14 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Why?

[this is it, the start of his descent back into villainy - ]
makeanentrance: (Very cautious)

[personal profile] makeanentrance 2022-09-14 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
That was a bit.... um... something.
doctopoda: (wrong peter)

[personal profile] doctopoda 2022-09-14 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
When I find out who did this, I swear -
makeanentrance: (Very cautious)

[personal profile] makeanentrance 2022-09-14 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
What are you going to do?
doctopoda: (sus)

[personal profile] doctopoda 2022-09-14 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know!

[He's venting, not making an actual supervillain plan! Probably he won't even do anything, but like, give him this.]

I don't even know who it could have been. There weren't that many people on the street when that happened...
makeanentrance: (Please?)

[personal profile] makeanentrance 2022-09-15 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Also, Doctor Octopus is too much of a mouthful. Doc Ock is so much easier to say. Short and quippy.
doctopoda: (eye roll)

[personal profile] doctopoda 2022-09-15 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
You know that one's worse, right?

[like sure you aren't wrong but he does hate it]

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tinglesense: (can't be serious)

[personal profile] tinglesense 2022-09-14 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
nice to know tabloids are trash in every universe ig
doctopoda: (grumble)

[personal profile] doctopoda 2022-09-14 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm gonna kill her.




Please know I'm not speaking literally.
tinglesense: (orly)

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[personal profile] tinglesense 2022-09-14 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
i know youre not!

but good disclaimer for anyone reading jic
tinglesense: (ned pls)

2/2 PRIVATE and his encryptions are very good

[personal profile] tinglesense 2022-09-14 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
maybe now is a good time to tell you i think we should move out of excelsior
doctopoda: (survey)

private forthwith!

[personal profile] doctopoda 2022-09-14 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Really?

I can't say the thought hadn't crossed my mind. But I haven't wanted to hold it over either of your heads.


[He's providing both Peters with shelter; he doesn't want to yank that out from under them just because he's having a tough time lately in Excelsior.]
tinglesense: (strained)

[personal profile] tinglesense 2022-09-14 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
and i am so grateful we get to stay with you but excelsior hates us and ive been through that already and i really dont want to do it again here if i can avoid it
so if you and other peter are onboard maybe we should
idk
move to central or something
doctopoda: (consulting with the arm)

[personal profile] doctopoda 2022-09-15 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
We can certainly discuss it.
I enjoy my job, but it's easy enough to commute here via teleporter. I might start doing that anyway.
We're unpopular enough without people seeing me walking in and out.


[Robotic prosthetics company. That employs Robot Tentacles Man. You know how it is.]

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nepotis: (Harry TASM2 042)

[personal profile] nepotis 2022-09-14 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
maybe the "D" stands for "doctor"
doctopoda: (lineface)

[personal profile] doctopoda 2022-09-14 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't care what it stands for, I don't like it.

[although like that would make slightly more sense - ]
nepotis: (Default)

[personal profile] nepotis 2022-09-17 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
sounds like "the Walrus" isn't a fan either.
doctopoda: (sus)

[personal profile] doctopoda 2022-09-17 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
If I ever see that man again, I'm throwing him in the ocean.
nepotis: (Harry TASM2 101)

[personal profile] nepotis 2022-09-21 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
is that any way to treat your nemesis?
doctopoda: (lol idk)

[personal profile] doctopoda 2022-09-21 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
He's not my nemesis.



Though surely, that's exactly how you would treat a nemesis?

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eatsnutsandkicksbutts: (pic#13747929)

[personal profile] eatsnutsandkicksbutts 2022-09-14 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
You have a nemesis?! With a mustache?!
doctopoda: (eye roll)

[personal profile] doctopoda 2022-09-14 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
He isn't my nemesis. We fought once.
eatsnutsandkicksbutts: (SG - things are looking up!)

[personal profile] eatsnutsandkicksbutts 2022-09-14 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, ohmygod. Does he have a big walrus mustache, like Wilford Brimley? Does Wilford Brimley exist in your universe?

[ sorry, she can tell you're not having a good time here, but she is DELIGHTED by this guy's dedication to the aesthetic! ]
doctopoda: (dropped a dude off a train)

[personal profile] doctopoda 2022-09-15 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
Well...

[It's slightly begrudging, but it's hard for him to continue ranting when Doreen's just a brick wall of delight.]

...yes, it was rather like that. Stuck out a little more to the sides. [think dr. eggman]
eatsnutsandkicksbutts: (squirrelgirl172)

[personal profile] eatsnutsandkicksbutts 2022-09-16 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
This dude is committed to the bit! He didn't just go for the natural predator and/or Beatles song angle, he leaned into the aesthetic!

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