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metaheroes2022-07-13 08:59 pm
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RUE MOORE HAS IT: JULY EDITION
Hel-lo Metacuties- Rue here. Bet'cha missed me~.
I’m not going to get into the nitty gritty of my absence, but rest assured, I’ve brought more than enough gossip about your favorite heroes and villains.
[Rue winks.]
Let’s just jump right into it.
Arrowsfan reached out with a quiver of hot tips about our favorite thundering Viking. It turns out he might not be as tough as he lets on.
Thor was seen crying behind a jaeger because he fractured his toe but didn't want to seem weak. Maybe because he’s claustrophobic? Allegedly, he was too scared to get in the jaeger because of it. Later on in the battle, Thor was seen telling a kaiju it was beautiful both inside and out. When it did not accede to his flirtations he decided to kill it to save his ego! Sounds like someone doesn't deal well with rejection!
Good news for all you lonely hearts out there! I've heard that Tony Stark is in love with one of the models who posed for his line of dildos - but they are already married! His heart is broken, and he is open to flings in the hope of mending it!
Sources also report that Robin is the most eligible bachelor in all of Central City. If you catch him atop a rooftop after dark, rumor is you will be rewarded with a kiss...oh, speaking of, has anybody seen that freaky clown ARG going on?
And VENOM!!!!!! [Rue somehow reads this with all of the exclamation points!] is here to let us know that a certain Eddie Brock is, and I quote, “EDDIE BROCK IS A HANDSOME AND ELIGIBLE BACHELOR WHO IS WELL DESERVING OF A MATE”!
In fashion news, up-and-coming wunderkind David Alleyne was seen taking off a pair of shades, only to reveal another pair underneath! Can you say new fashion trend?
The Supreme Loki has come in hot with a report that there is a fourth Loki running amok! This one is a badass teen and claims to be funnier, smarter, and prettier than all other Lokis combined! How exciting for us!
Anonymous has also reported that the reason Prodigy wears a helmet is because they're not actually a meta in the way they say. They're actually an ancient Dullahan seeking its long missing steed. And this one wears a ton of yellow so no one will realize it's a Dullahan and use its weakness of gold to drive it away!
Another anonymous superfan of our new favorite idol says that Gungnir is secretly trying to eat at as many restaurants as possible, and you may be able to catch her out of costume at one if you can manage to recognize her. Hint: She apparently eats a lot. Like, A LOT.
Finally, multiple citizens from Central City have reported something strange. There's something mysterious happening in the karaoke bars across Central City, possibly caused by an uncontrolled meta. Karaoke goers find themselves dancing against their will, sometimes laughing against their will as well. One night nobody in the bar was able to speak for thirty minutes! There's also the time everyone felt dizzy, but that could've been the beer talking.
I’m not going to get into the nitty gritty of my absence, but rest assured, I’ve brought more than enough gossip about your favorite heroes and villains.
[Rue winks.]
Let’s just jump right into it.
Arrowsfan reached out with a quiver of hot tips about our favorite thundering Viking. It turns out he might not be as tough as he lets on.
Thor was seen crying behind a jaeger because he fractured his toe but didn't want to seem weak. Maybe because he’s claustrophobic? Allegedly, he was too scared to get in the jaeger because of it. Later on in the battle, Thor was seen telling a kaiju it was beautiful both inside and out. When it did not accede to his flirtations he decided to kill it to save his ego! Sounds like someone doesn't deal well with rejection!
Good news for all you lonely hearts out there! I've heard that Tony Stark is in love with one of the models who posed for his line of dildos - but they are already married! His heart is broken, and he is open to flings in the hope of mending it!
Sources also report that Robin is the most eligible bachelor in all of Central City. If you catch him atop a rooftop after dark, rumor is you will be rewarded with a kiss...oh, speaking of, has anybody seen that freaky clown ARG going on?
And VENOM!!!!!! [Rue somehow reads this with all of the exclamation points!] is here to let us know that a certain Eddie Brock is, and I quote, “EDDIE BROCK IS A HANDSOME AND ELIGIBLE BACHELOR WHO IS WELL DESERVING OF A MATE”!
In fashion news, up-and-coming wunderkind David Alleyne was seen taking off a pair of shades, only to reveal another pair underneath! Can you say new fashion trend?
The Supreme Loki has come in hot with a report that there is a fourth Loki running amok! This one is a badass teen and claims to be funnier, smarter, and prettier than all other Lokis combined! How exciting for us!
Anonymous has also reported that the reason Prodigy wears a helmet is because they're not actually a meta in the way they say. They're actually an ancient Dullahan seeking its long missing steed. And this one wears a ton of yellow so no one will realize it's a Dullahan and use its weakness of gold to drive it away!
Another anonymous superfan of our new favorite idol says that Gungnir is secretly trying to eat at as many restaurants as possible, and you may be able to catch her out of costume at one if you can manage to recognize her. Hint: She apparently eats a lot. Like, A LOT.
Finally, multiple citizens from Central City have reported something strange. There's something mysterious happening in the karaoke bars across Central City, possibly caused by an uncontrolled meta. Karaoke goers find themselves dancing against their will, sometimes laughing against their will as well. One night nobody in the bar was able to speak for thirty minutes! There's also the time everyone felt dizzy, but that could've been the beer talking.
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I'd still date you even if you were a frightening mythical creature and had a terrible fashion sense
[ a little levity doesn't hurt ]
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I don't know; they seem to have a taste for me. Or at least trying to destroy me in battle.
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Stale mate. You can keep coming up with reasons I'm wrong and I'll keep denying they apply.
Stay out of the comments. I'm going back to work.
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