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[makeanentrance]

So it was not Down In Flames, Up In Smoke.

[nerdylilspidey]

no, i think this one was just called Spider-Man
very creative title, obviously
i didn't actually go see it, that's why i don't know a lot about it

[makeanentrance]

My movie would be better.

[nerdylilspidey]

whoa. now THAT is confidence but how do you know FOR SURE for sure?

[makeanentrance]

It is about ME.

[nerdylilspidey]

and that makes it immediately better?

[makeanentrance]

You doubt my box office draw?

[nerdylilspidey]

you do have an impressive-looking costume
who's your tailor??

[makeanentrance]

It is my own creation.

[nerdylilspidey]

duuuuude

i'm sure it must entirely suck to fix it by hand whenever it gets messed up in a tussle

[makeanentrance]

I cannot count the amount of times Spider-Man has smashed my helmet.

It's incredibly frustrating.

[nerdylilspidey]

have you considered upgrading your fishbowl to something less breakable?

[makeanentrance]

That isn't easy when Spider-Man has superhuman strength.

[nerdylilspidey]

it's only a LITTLE superhuman :)

[makeanentrance]

It's a lot when I'm just... human.

[nerdylilspidey]

well... maybe also avoid doing things that might draw a hit from Spidey
which i guess you're already starting to work on. so yay!

[makeanentrance]

I have and I have in the past - but that hasn't stopped him from coming after me when I'm just minding my own business.

[Yet still in full costume.]

[nerdylilspidey]

when you're doing this "minding your own business" thing... does it involve your sparkly duds? because ngl buddy that would be a teensy bit suspicious. usually us caped crusaders get in line at taco bell without our spandex on

[makeanentrance]

Spider-Man stalked me to my house.

It's no crime to wear a costume in private.

[nerdylilspidey]

[Wow. What the heckity, Other Peter.]

good thing i'm just a Webhead then

[makeanentrance]

And what exactly does a Webhead do?

[nerdylilspidey]

anything a webhead can!

[makeanentrance]

That's very vague.

And sounds sticky.

[nerdylilspidey]

not as sticky as one might think

[makeanentrance]

Do you catch many flies?