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metaheroes2022-05-26 10:46 pm
slowmotionbuscrash) wrote in metaheroes2022-05-26 10:46 pm
OURPOWERS | VIDEO | PUBLIC
Display Name: speed
Profile Photo: Shiny
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[ A tired young man who looks exactly like Billy Kaplan, colouring aside, is broadcasting from one of them Diadem rooms. ]
Anyone else fall out of the sky and run down the side of a building today? I might’ve missed seeing someone worthwhile because I didn’t read the nonexistent sign telling me to stay put the entire time.
So. Guilds, flash hotel rooms, superhero social media for public outreach or whatever. Consider yourselves reached. Name’s Speed. Should I give the tour now, or wait until I hit ten thousand followers? Nah. I know.
[ There’s a jumble of frames that are barely in focus. Anyone who pauses at the right spots will catch moments of a superspeed tour of the room: Tommy dressed but in repose on the bed, pretending to drink from the minibar, showing off the full ice bucket, and of course a bathroom mirror selfie before returning to where he’s been sitting. ]
I’ll redo it every time I get a cool number of follows, a little slower each time. I get bored. I’m already bored. There’s nothing to do in this hotel except watch tv. I’m going out. In a world where you could go anywhere you want at any minute, where would you go that’s not lame?
And don’t say Paris - I’ve been there, and it’s French. Good carbs. Bad music.
speedProfile Photo: Shiny
Notes: N/A
[ A tired young man who looks exactly like Billy Kaplan, colouring aside, is broadcasting from one of them Diadem rooms. ]
Anyone else fall out of the sky and run down the side of a building today? I might’ve missed seeing someone worthwhile because I didn’t read the nonexistent sign telling me to stay put the entire time.
So. Guilds, flash hotel rooms, superhero social media for public outreach or whatever. Consider yourselves reached. Name’s Speed. Should I give the tour now, or wait until I hit ten thousand followers? Nah. I know.
[ There’s a jumble of frames that are barely in focus. Anyone who pauses at the right spots will catch moments of a superspeed tour of the room: Tommy dressed but in repose on the bed, pretending to drink from the minibar, showing off the full ice bucket, and of course a bathroom mirror selfie before returning to where he’s been sitting. ]
I’ll redo it every time I get a cool number of follows, a little slower each time. I get bored. I’m already bored. There’s nothing to do in this hotel except watch tv. I’m going out. In a world where you could go anywhere you want at any minute, where would you go that’s not lame?
And don’t say Paris - I’ve been there, and it’s French. Good carbs. Bad music.
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Shouldn't that have caused a singularity? Ripped a hole in the very fabric of space and time? Pulverized every bone in your body to dust? Who do you think you are, Northstar?
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And I wasn't affecting the light, I was moving fast enough that the relative wavelengths hitting my eye were shifted. I really hope never to have to do that again.
And I have a frictionless aura that protects me.
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[ Tommy thinks this is splitting hairs unnecessarily. ]
I have it on good authority that craps out near light speed.
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[ That's a big problem, skidding to a stop will wreck the ground. ]
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