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[thecoolerloki]

Post your most recently saved meme! No cheating, I will know.

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[thecoolerloki]

Not unless you're Loki.
If you are Loki you legally have to tell me otherwise it's entrapment.

[skagzz]

i am loki

[ she doesn't know what 'loki' is they don't have that on her world and she skipped ... school ... so maybe she's heard a vague pop culture reference from some other planet but that's BORING ]

[thecoolerloki]

PROVE IT :P

[skagzz]

[ she googles 'loki' and sends whatever the first photo is ]

look at me boo

don't you recognize us

how heartless. how cruel. how bazonkers.

i pity thee

[thecoolerloki]

Get on video chat.

text --> video

[skagzz]

okay but don't be jealous when im the prettier loki

[ She sends a video call. The camera is super close to her face so it's mostly just her eye and some of her hair. ]

Good morrow to you fellow Loki, brethren in space, destroyers of sanity.

video

[thecoolerloki]

I’m prettier, by virtue of actually being Loki.

You are... acceptable, though, whoever you are.

[This is flirting.]

Re: video

[skagzz]

Acceptable. ACCEPTABLE.

I am the one who accepts.

And I accept u loki two.

[ She's using the video more like a normal ass person now but is definitely moving around a lot. she has the energy of a pack of chihuahuas ]

[thecoolerloki]

Are you going to introduce yourself, Fake Loki?

[skagzz]

Tiny Tina. Explosives expert, queen of Pandora, patron goddess of vault hunters, and the coolest Loki.

[thecoolerloki]

Hmmm.

[He seems to be seriously considering her.]

Whether or not you're a real goddess, you do seem capable of matching my penchant for mischief.

Still, you shouldn't call yourself Loki. Someone might take you seriously, after all.

[skagzz]

[ bruh no one has ever taken her seriously in her LIFE

so she's...kind of...delighted... ]

Okay so you can be Tina Two instead.

Mischief princess since I'm the goddess-queen, boo.

[thecoolerloki]

[Loki shifts forms, now twinning with Tina.]

Like this?

[skagzz]

Oh. My. God. OhmygodohmygodohmygodohmyGAWD.

Shawty you look HOT and CUTE and ready to DESTROY THE WORLD.

Can youse teach mes to do that? PLEASE. pleasepleasepleasepleaseplase.

[thecoolerloki]

If you were actually Loki, you could do so easily.

[skagzz]

[ aww snap ]

Maybe 'tis I who is testing YOU fake LokiTina.

[thecoolerloki]

I have nothing to prove.

[skagzz]

You must prove you are worth of the honorable TITLE and FACE of Tina Two lesser goddess of pandora and explosions!!!

[thecoolerloki]

What if I'm actually the original Tina? And you're a copy I've created and am now testing the limits of?

[skagzz]

No one could control THIS fabulousness.

Besides, boo, you don't know anything about Pandora so you can't be OG Tina. We made for murder and mayhem and alien ruins and girl this world is sorely lacking. sorely. lacking.