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[portolan]

I am soliciting assistance from anyone who has skill at identifying magical or alien items.

There has been an influx of antiques at the shop and my usual eyes are unavailable. I have a few suspicious pieces. I’ve put the main offenders below, but anyone who would like to stop by and help me do a sweep of inventory, that would be greatly appreciated. I can pay you for your time.

1. Aztec Death Whistle
2. ?? pre-historic sculpture ??
3. Egyptian palette
4. possible alien tech? possible disco ball
5. Medieval Cauldron
6. possible ancient chinese burial item, possible alien device

[ OOC: Go wild identifying these objects, but everyone will miss that the CAULDRON is magic. Feel free to have it feel weird or make you forget or any other specific ways it tricks your character. Balthier will also answer video calls and show more of the objects.

Any questions, hmu dm or portolan ]

Comments

[jimmies]

i am feeling slightly sus
but also, curious

[portolan]

[ that exact combination has been the beginning of many a successful con ]

What harm could coming by to browse be?

[jimmies]

p sure that was on my last tombstone
otoh i'm already in another universe so it can't get much weirder

[portolan]

Oh, you've died multiple times as well?

[jimmies]

i've had multiple funerals
it's not the same thing

[portolan]

Oh, well I've had that.

[ his boyfriend has died multiple times. Balthier has faked a few funerals. ]

[jimmies]

when u think about it it's kinda sad most ppl don't get 2 go 2 their own funeral

[portolan]

I've been to three of mine. they spelled my name incorrectly at one of them.

[ he doesn't mention he's a wanted pirate, or that two were military propaganda ]

[jimmies]

damn rough gig
that's y every1 needs an editor