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metaheroes2022-05-16 12:21 pm
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RUE MOORE HAS IT: MAY EDITION
Hey Meta-Cuties, Rue here! And do I ever have it for you today.
But first, a word from our sponsor. When they approached me for this deal, I just had to jump onboard - even if it's definitely getting this video demonetized.
Wellness is an up and coming brand in the field of sexual health. Their headlining product is giving us a little touch of magic - the Silent Mysdick is here to bring you to enlightenment. They’ve got nothing but good vibes and a good vibe, if you catch my drift - don’t go looking into this if you’re not over the age of eighteen, by the way.
Wellness is seeking to put a little bit of our favorite heroes in you.
Thank you to Wellness for sponsoring this video. And now, onto the news.
It looks like the Silent Mystic isn’t the only one showing off. One eagle eyed viewer spotted Fantastic throwing a little bit of a tantrum at his agent. Word is - the media sector of the Guardian Alliance is shifting their focus away from their old mainstays and onto all the new heroes who debuted at the Expo and he’s not taking it too well.
Let me know in the comments who you want to have a movie deal. Though, speaking of the Expo, did anybody else get caught in that freaky VR stunt? I wasn’t a fan of Starstruck before, but you can’t help but feel a little bad for the guy after you walked a mile in his shoes...
But moving right along.
Central City got a whole lot classier. The Opherium opened up and wow, did anybody get some red carpet photos? This intrepid reporter wasn’t invited, but I did get an eyeful of all the pics released on social media. If you ask me, if they look that good in blurry WiPhone photos? Some of those metas should look into modeling. Maybe if someone slips me an invite, I can make it happen.
Have any of you ever wondered why Peter Parker seems more disheveled and restless some days? A little birdie told us it's because he can't get a good night's rest! I guess that's just what happens when you've been couch surfing for a month. Looks like farm life doesn't agree with this city boy. Maybe this is a cautionary tale about turning down Alliance membership. Trust me, if I had superpowers? I’d be all over that.
Speaking of, we got a hot tip from one dreadpiratewater about one of our latest arrivals. According to them, a great entity of the sea has come through in the latest Confluence and is finding those marked to support him when the time comes.
“Do not resist the call of the waves. All will return to its depths in time.” Ohh! That’s so ominous, I love it.
Anonymouse reports that Dr. Stephen Strange is opening his house to all wayward youths! He promises to be a caretaker and responsible Adult Figure. Maybe somebody needs to give poor little Peter a heads up that there’s a potential home just around the corner? If you can stand haunted houses, that is.
Finally, on a more serious note - the big influx of new metas has been great, and I’m so glad to report on new faces and powers... but with this massive platform comes a little bit of responsibility. Missing persons reports are on the rise. Not just in Sunset Falls - though even they’re reporting record highs - but all over. The Alliance has asked me to ask you all to keep an eye out for the most vulnerable among us.
But first, a word from our sponsor. When they approached me for this deal, I just had to jump onboard - even if it's definitely getting this video demonetized.
Wellness is an up and coming brand in the field of sexual health. Their headlining product is giving us a little touch of magic - the Silent Mysdick is here to bring you to enlightenment. They’ve got nothing but good vibes and a good vibe, if you catch my drift - don’t go looking into this if you’re not over the age of eighteen, by the way.
Wellness is seeking to put a little bit of our favorite heroes in you.
Thank you to Wellness for sponsoring this video. And now, onto the news.
It looks like the Silent Mystic isn’t the only one showing off. One eagle eyed viewer spotted Fantastic throwing a little bit of a tantrum at his agent. Word is - the media sector of the Guardian Alliance is shifting their focus away from their old mainstays and onto all the new heroes who debuted at the Expo and he’s not taking it too well.
Let me know in the comments who you want to have a movie deal. Though, speaking of the Expo, did anybody else get caught in that freaky VR stunt? I wasn’t a fan of Starstruck before, but you can’t help but feel a little bad for the guy after you walked a mile in his shoes...
But moving right along.
Central City got a whole lot classier. The Opherium opened up and wow, did anybody get some red carpet photos? This intrepid reporter wasn’t invited, but I did get an eyeful of all the pics released on social media. If you ask me, if they look that good in blurry WiPhone photos? Some of those metas should look into modeling. Maybe if someone slips me an invite, I can make it happen.
Have any of you ever wondered why Peter Parker seems more disheveled and restless some days? A little birdie told us it's because he can't get a good night's rest! I guess that's just what happens when you've been couch surfing for a month. Looks like farm life doesn't agree with this city boy. Maybe this is a cautionary tale about turning down Alliance membership. Trust me, if I had superpowers? I’d be all over that.
Speaking of, we got a hot tip from one dreadpiratewater about one of our latest arrivals. According to them, a great entity of the sea has come through in the latest Confluence and is finding those marked to support him when the time comes.
“Do not resist the call of the waves. All will return to its depths in time.” Ohh! That’s so ominous, I love it.
Anonymouse reports that Dr. Stephen Strange is opening his house to all wayward youths! He promises to be a caretaker and responsible Adult Figure. Maybe somebody needs to give poor little Peter a heads up that there’s a potential home just around the corner? If you can stand haunted houses, that is.
Finally, on a more serious note - the big influx of new metas has been great, and I’m so glad to report on new faces and powers... but with this massive platform comes a little bit of responsibility. Missing persons reports are on the rise. Not just in Sunset Falls - though even they’re reporting record highs - but all over. The Alliance has asked me to ask you all to keep an eye out for the most vulnerable among us.
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