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[kindofamazing]

Listen, to everyone else, I'm real sorry about using this thing into a bit of a a personal megaphone, but--

I hear the word on the street is that there are a whole buncha Spider-People swingin' around now and causing alls sorts of webby problems, so maybe we need a show of hands and a system. Perhaps a group chat? Do we have a group chat? We should have a Spider-Group Chat.

You know, for tactical... Spider... things. Like organising pizza night. The important stuff!

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[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

hey, no self-deprecation allowed, you are an awesome and 100%-valid Spider-Man no matter how many multiversal instances of you there are!

also, idk if this guy is a thing in your world, but if you ever come up against a guy made of bees who calls himself The Swarm, just splash him with water or get him with a gardening hose, bees can't fly when their wings are wet

[kindofamazing]

So what you're saying is less self-deprecation and more self-affirmation? That's great! I like it! I'll make sure to give it to all the other Spider-Men so they know to believe in themselves too!

And no swarm yet. Not that I've seen. Giant lizard though. And a robo-rhino. Oh, and an electric man. But the tip if The Swarm comes by is really handy--I'll have to install a water squirter into the web-shooters to future-proof.

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

yeah, exactly! positive thinking, yo! it's super helpful! you guys totally need that group chat!

wait omg rhino is a ROBOT in your universe?! oh my gosh your universe is awesome, he's just a big dude in a rhino suit in mine, I would one hundred percent fight a robot rhino!

[kindofamazing]

I mean, technically? I suppose it was a rhino suit too? Just a robot one? A robot suit? I mean who does that! You'd have to have an ego the size of Manhattan to go running around in something like that, it's super ostentatious!

But was he just... a man in a rhino suit for you guys or was he a man-rhino in a suit? Like how you're a squirrel-person?

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

AFAIK he's just a really, really jacked dude in a rhino suit? Basically like a big onesie, with a horn on top? IDK, there might be some tech in there...

MAN I wish my reference cards still worked here, they'd be super helpful