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dr. stephen strange ([personal profile] rehandle) wrote in [community profile] metaheroes2022-03-27 06:22 pm

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[ Would you look at that, it's Dr. Strange. He's dressed in his trusty blue uniform robes in an effort to look like somebody who knows what he's talking about, and the Cloak hovers in the background just over his right shoulder to add some additional authenticity. Those who were inside it recently might recognise the drawing room of a certain house, looking a little less moth-eaten than the last time it was overrun with metas, save for a couple of lingering dust sheets and the ominously dark corner where burning amber symbols sear into the black. ]

My name is Dr. Stephen Strange. I'd like to issue a reminder to those of you unfamiliar with it that magic is not a toy, or to be used lightly by those with minimal experience.

If you come across a magical artifact, relinquish it to somebody who knows what they're doing. If you notice something that might be a spell scribbled on a stall wall, do not start reading it aloud. Magic may be more accessible here than in some worlds, but that doesn't make it any safer to interact with untrained. If you don't understand it, leave it alone or speak to someone who does.

If you have questions or run into problems that you believe to be of a magical, mystical or otherwise arcane nature and you don't have a sorcerer on speed dial, you can contact me at this account.

Be safe, be sensible, and if you're interested in magic do yourself a favor and read some theory before you attempt to practice.

[ And with that, he cuts the feed. This has been a public service announcement / mild self-promotion brought to you by his endeavour to magically spring clean this accursed house. Please do magic responsibly. ]
whimsikills: (014)

text // @ JINX!!

[personal profile] whimsikills 2022-03-27 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
are u the magic police
sunmon: (pic#14849343)

[personal profile] sunmon 2022-03-27 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
there's the lecture
tinglesense: (strained)

text; un:yeet.the.force

[personal profile] tinglesense 2022-03-27 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
just theoretically how do we keep magical artifacts from stumbling into us tho

[ LIKE A BOOK HE DIDN'T MEAN TO GET INVOLVED WITH ]
whimsikills: (057)

[personal profile] whimsikills 2022-03-27 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
u'll never take me alive copper
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[personal profile] whimsikills 2022-03-27 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
sounds like a challenge
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tinglesense: (just talk)

[personal profile] tinglesense 2022-03-27 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
oh maybe
i'm not in any classes about magic tho since i'm just some dude ig


[ This is bullshit and they both know he's not just some dude, but he didn't make this thread private yet. ]

maybe there's an elective i can grab or something
or some ironic recommended reading
interloping: (055)

text —; un: spidey

[personal profile] interloping 2022-03-27 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
can we +1?

because i'm +1ing this

magic is no joke folks!



well except for the stuff some amateurs do to impress during really bad first dates

hoo boy but that's more of a cringelaugh
tinglesense: (downward)

private, GOOD CALL

[personal profile] tinglesense 2022-03-27 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
you don't think i can actually DO any magic right
bc i would seriously rather not ever have anything to do with magic ever again
but i guess knowing how to recognise something threatening and magical is a good life skill

they better let me graduate this semester but it's not like regular school so considering what happened maybe they'll be like yes please take magic classes before we all die lol
nepotis: (Harry TASM2 078)

@h.osborn

[personal profile] nepotis 2022-03-27 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
does the spell written on the wall really know the difference between reading it aloud and reading it in my head?
resurrxion: (000000000247)

video.

[personal profile] resurrxion 2022-03-27 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Preeeeetty sure you just guaranteed at least one asshole's gonna go around doin' every kinda magic they can.
ikols: to get these diamonds (never mind what I had to do)

LOKIOFASGARD; text

[personal profile] ikols 2022-03-27 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
this is not making Team Magic sound very cool, stephen 3:(
nepotis: (Harry TASM2 128)

[personal profile] nepotis 2022-03-27 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh. He didn't expect to be taken seriously. ]

alright. speaking as someone from a universe without magic... how exactly am I supposed to be able to identify a magical artifact on sight?
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video.

[personal profile] resurrxion 2022-03-27 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe you should make a crash course on how to safely handle it.
thecoolerloki: (16.)

REALLOKIOFASGARD; text

[personal profile] thecoolerloki 2022-03-27 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Because you're not lmao ratio
ikols: yeah you took me by surprise (you know how to play it right)

[personal profile] ikols 2022-03-27 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
not jealous at all, i see! very subtle
thecoolerloki: (33.)

video; un: REALLOKIOFASGARD

[personal profile] thecoolerloki 2022-03-27 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't possibly imagine who this message is intended for.

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