Squirrel Girl Definitely Not Doreen Green Hahahaha (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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metaheroes2023-11-15 01:06 am
eatsnutsandkicksbutts) wrote in metaheroes2023-11-15 01:06 am
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Display Name: UnbeatableSG
Profile Photo: An extreme close-up of a grey squirrel in a bow taking a selfie!
Ooookay. Just... just gonna jump right in and do this.
[ DEEP BREATH. Doreen - as Squirrel Girl, she's in full costume - has been thinking about making this post for a while, but thinking about it and doing it are two vastly different things. There's an encouraging chirp from offscreen, much like the sound a squirrel might make if she were giving someone a pep talk, and Doreen grins. ]
Right, thanks Tips. Okay, so hi! I'm Squirrel Girl, you guys, uh... probably knew that already. But...
[ She slowly, dramatically... reaches up and takes off her headband! ]
... I'm also Doreen Green. To anyone who knew me as just one or the other, I'm sorry for lying to you. Secret Identities are a big thing where I'm from, and they're still kind of a big deal here, but... I've been thinking about it, some stuff happened back home, and I want to try living as myself, for once. All of myself.
[ There's an awkward silence. Doreen didn't really think about how to end this confession! ]
... I guess that's it! Lemme know if you want some squirreleese lessons. Doreen-slash-Squirrel-Girl out!
Profile Photo: An extreme close-up of a grey squirrel in a bow taking a selfie!
Ooookay. Just... just gonna jump right in and do this.
[ DEEP BREATH. Doreen - as Squirrel Girl, she's in full costume - has been thinking about making this post for a while, but thinking about it and doing it are two vastly different things. There's an encouraging chirp from offscreen, much like the sound a squirrel might make if she were giving someone a pep talk, and Doreen grins. ]
Right, thanks Tips. Okay, so hi! I'm Squirrel Girl, you guys, uh... probably knew that already. But...
[ She slowly, dramatically... reaches up and takes off her headband! ]
... I'm also Doreen Green. To anyone who knew me as just one or the other, I'm sorry for lying to you. Secret Identities are a big thing where I'm from, and they're still kind of a big deal here, but... I've been thinking about it, some stuff happened back home, and I want to try living as myself, for once. All of myself.
[ There's an awkward silence. Doreen didn't really think about how to end this confession! ]
... I guess that's it! Lemme know if you want some squirreleese lessons. Doreen-slash-Squirrel-Girl out!