No beef, I promise. We are a beef-free establishment, me, myself, and I.

[ Some of the Avengers are known douchebags. Others just like the perks and the Christmas cards.

Also Hawkeye's not so bad. ]

But yeah, that's right — Spider-Prof, that's me. What'd you hear, exactly? Because I've gotta say I'm a little hurt when I wasn't offered a return schedule and my reviews on RateMyTeachers dot com were kinda scarce.