[Oh, great, so it isn't just some troll being an asshole....]

Fuck. What's up with this world? Why can't things be normal for a week?

[SIIIIGH.]

So this opossum idiot is protecting the pod person Starfallen by preventing everyone from talking about it on social media. I guess that's not a bad plan, information and misinformation spreads like wildfire on the internet, so this stops it from starting.