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[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

Display Name: UnbeatableSG
Profile Photo: An extreme close-up of a grey squirrel's face! There's some fisheye lens going on, Tippy was trying to take a selfie.


Sooo... hypothetical question: given that the space-time continuum is kinda lookin' the other way here, how do birthdays work? If you've spent a year in this dimension, but only a few minutes have passed back home, does that time count towards your actual age?

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[doctopoda]

Oh?
I'm sorry, what was that?

[BLOOD IN THE WATER]

private private PRIVATE

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

jg;fhfjdk;ajdaNOTHING

[ SHE DROPPED THE PHONE ]

PRIVATE

[doctopoda]

Because it looked like you were about to say you wanted to take her out.
But of course I could be wrong.

[She saw a bit of this side of him in the anomaly, with Fake Rosie - it doesn't come out much these days, but it's there!]

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

[ A short time later, once she's collected herself: ]

ok yes you're not wrong she is literally the best

and if she says 'no thanks we're roomies and best friends that would be weird, also I'm moving out now and taking my cat with me' at least I can go live in another dimension forever!!!!

[doctopoda]

[Ah. Young love. Delightful! And - well, admittedly sort of agonizing to see under his present circumstances, but Otto's pretty determined to rise above that. He's not going to become some bitter old man who lashes out at everyone around Valentine's, or her birthday, or - well, point being, he's not doing that.]

I'm sure it won't be as bad as that.
You two are close already? Even if she doesn't feel the same, I don't think the simple fact of asking could destroy what you have now. It might be a little awkward afterwards, but - like you said, you've got a whole dimension's worth of space to give her!

Either way, it's not good for you to keep your feelings inside like that. They'll eat you up. It's always worth saying something.

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

[ OH NO, BUDDY...]

auuuuUUUUUGHHHHHHH

thank you, I get it, and I am gonna shoot my shot because she's worth it

but if things go wrong I'm gonna come right back here and just live in a hole for the rest of my life

that seems like a pretty good option

hole life

[doctopoda]

Well, let me know if you need anything delivered to the hole, then.

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

thanks, if it gets to that point I'll send Tippy out with an SOS and a grocery list that will be at least 80% ice cream

[doctopoda]

I'll keep a window cracked.
Good luck.