[ POOF!! There he is, with a big ol' cat head on because it's more convenient than turning into a whole feline. As the glimmer of his teleportation dies down, Loki's ears perk up at the sight of the kitties. ]
[ billy's alone for the moment, since the place is closed for a couple of hours in the middle of the day, and he glances back from where he's restocking paper cups to laugh. ]
Cute. Not as cute as the fox, but..
[ the smug cat from earlier is perched on the counter, and looks very dubious about this new arrival. ]
[ He purrs as he walks past Billy as if to challenge that cute rating. ]
Let's see who we have here. Hi, buddy. [ He addresses the cat, sounding normal to Billy but very Cattish to the sassy fuzzball. ] Billy here told me you were the smartest fella around and he wants to give you some treats, do you know where he keeps them? We'll save him the trip.
[ there's something weirdly hilarious about watching hello kitty loki chat casually with a cat that appears to actually be paying close attention to what he's saying.
because said cat--his collar says george, which is also kind of hilarious to billy--is still very much a cat, he takes the time to stretch luxuriously before turning to trot across the counter and hop down, crossing the room to a cabinet. he plants a paw on one of the doors, then glances back expectantly at loki. ]
.. Okay, I guess you really do speak cat, [ billy says with a startled laugh. ]
[ Loki changes form again, this time taking the body of an actual black cat: a little bigger than a house-cat, more like a maine coon. He trots over to the cabinet and sits on his haunches, paws pulling on the handle. ]
he sets the cups down and slips around the counter, bending to pick george up and set him aside. then he scoops loki up into the crook of his arm as he reaches in the cabinet for the treats. ]
You really are going to spoil George's dinner, you know. [ he doesn't sound that unhappy about it, though. ]
Whoaaa! [ That's some swift scooping! He reaches out a paw for the cupboard too, trying to swipe something as Billy rifles through it. ] George says don't be a little bitch and give him cream.
[ he sets the treats down on the counter and flicks one of loki's ears. ] Don't be a brat. [ he sets him down, too, stroking his back once before going to collect george, too.
said weird little goblin cat seems perfectly content curling right into the crook of billy's arm, only perking back up when the human opens up the bag. ]
I've only been here two days, and it was this or regular retail, so don't get me fired.
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