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[frenchkissed]

VENOM (OLDER THAN EARTH ITSELF) I AM A LUXURY WHICH FEW OF YOU CAN AFFORD. IN LIFE, I LONG FOR SAND BETWEEN MY TOES, MY HAIR BLOWING IN THE BREEZE, AND A NICE HUMAN COMPANION TO HAVE FOR DINNER. :D

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[defenderoftomorrow]

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Oh, so THAT is what this app is for.

[ Jayce had no idea, these things don't exist in his world. He only created a profile because he created one for all the apps on the phone they gave him. Now, well...he's having some concerns. That is a lot of teeth. ]

When you say 'A nice human companion to have for dinner', you mean 'to have dinner with'? As in, together? Or...?

[frenchkissed]

TO HAVE FOR DINNER!

( this human will really have to get with the program if he wants to match with venom. )

I WILL MAKE YOU A SNACK!

[defenderoftomorrow]

Ah, I see.

[ Well, okay then. No one can't call this Venom ...person? a demon?- a liar. His profile was pretty honest after all. ]

I'm sure there might be people who are into that, but I'll have to politely decline. I rather like being alive.

Are you a denizen of the Void?

[frenchkissed]

you are rejecting me???

idiot!!
you do not know what you are turning down!!!

i am handsome!
talented!
i can play the violin!

i can carry your groceries.
like a gentlemen.

but you have lost that opportunity!

[defenderoftomorrow]

We just meet, I happen to like some romancing first. A proper conversation, maybe a picnic as we watch the sunset together, maybe flowers...not eating each other before the third date, at least. I'm old-fashioned like that, what can I say?

Playing the violin is actually a nice plus, you should lead with that. It might get you better results.

Ah, what could have been. I am not a terrible cook, I could have made dinner if you took care of the groceries. I can prepare some great sandwiches.

[ Lies, he is a menace in the kitchen. The sandwich thing is true, however. It's pretty much the only thing he knows how to do without setting the place on fire. ]

[frenchkissed]

i am romantic!

we can go to the beach!
we will frolic in the breeze...
and splash one another in the setting sun.

we can build sandcastle by moonlight,
and i will do my best not to destroy yours.

( venom can make a lot of food all piled on top of each other. that's a meal, right? )

which groceries do you require?

[defenderoftomorrow]

You are being more charming than I was expecting, considering that you wanted to eat me about a minute ago, I'll give you that.

Aaand you drive a hard bargain. I never frolicked anywhere before, I was too busy working, and it sounds fun.

As long as you don't eat me,I think I'd be able to handle it if the sand castles were destroyed. It could help with all that pent up energy.

[ Good enough to eat, so yep!]

Which groceries..? Wait, do you want me to make you a sandwich for real?

[frenchkissed]

( why does everyone think venom wants to eat them? )

WE NEVER JOKE ABOUT SANDWICHES, LITTLE ONE.

[defenderoftomorrow]

[ Could it be the maw full of very sharp teeth? Or perhaps the fact that he wanted to have Jayce for dinner a moment ago. Mystery of mysteries. ]

Alas, I'm in the Diadem Hotel because I just arrived here, so I don't have a kitchen to cook. But we could go to check the Hotel's buffet, and there you can eat as much as you want?

[ Jayce here is assuming that Venom is another meta given his...everything. And it's better to demolish and Hotel's free buffet than go around the city eating people, right? ]