Eddie, buddy? I've been doing this for nearly 40 years. I know how these things work. You got an AI who's been down there for who knows how long. It's either evil or it's gone crazy from the isolation. Or both.

Or it's the Turduckenator.

My point is, they don't bury friendly AIs underground. Except for the Asinine Torch, but an artificial donkey who's constantly on fire isn't that much of an improvement.