Natural, maybe. Average, no. Your hair is enough gorgeous for an entire squad, and the rest of you's pretty hot too.

[ He's already into the discussion, and he perks up more at the suggestion of nightclubs. ]

If they're good. There's an immediate, steep dropoff between amazing and tragic, and it's like a direct line between the amount of baseball caps, oversized polo shirts, and Axe body spray they let through the front door.